Something Funny For A Change….

You might be a liberal if…..

If you think it?s okay to kill babies, but not murderers then ?

Then you might be a liberal

If you are more threatened by the soldiers trying to protect you then the people trying to kill you then??.

Then you might be a liberal

If you find Christianity offensive, but not burning the flag then??

Then you might be a liberal

If you really think peace marches will stop genocidal maniacs then

Then you might be a liberal

If you are bent on national suicide and don?t know who your enemy is then

Then you might be a liberal

if you fear the police more then the criminals

Then you might be a liberal

if you think raising taxes and having less money to spend really helps the economy

Then you might be a liberal

if you think taking away a person?s ability to defend himself makes the country safer

Then you might be a liberal

if you are more worried about the rights of the people who are shooting then the ones getting shot

Then you might be a liberal

if organized religion offends you but hedonism does not

Then you might be a liberal

if you have been messing up the country since the 60?s but still think it?s someone else?s fault

Then you might be a liberal

feel free to add your own????.

(and one more funny, though not to far from the truth…..)

ACLU Sues Jesus

by Alan Coper: NBC News 5/1/06

ACLU Dirctor Robert Nash announced today that he plans to sue Jesus in Federal Court. ?Clearly Jesus has violated the Constitutional Separation of Church and State and Equal Protection clause. Such an open display of Religion has no place in today?s America.?

ACLU supporters burned images of Jesus on the steps of the Capitol today. ?We will stamp out out the menace of Christianity,? they chanted during their day long display.

Also today, female Senators were officially disbarred from the Capitol as the Federal Government strove to be in compliance with the new Fairness for Muslims Act.

By Robert Farrow