Apologies for the late delivery.
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
More funnies:
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,411134.0.html
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,411223.0.html
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,411298.0.html
Bonus Photoshops:
Dynamic Dunces
New Campaign Slogan
Kamala is Biden’s Running Mate
Joe Biden Oldie
Keeping It All In The Family
Joe Biden’s Words of Wisdom
Joe Biden’s Words of Wisdom
No, Sir. You Do Not.
Yet more funnies:
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,411593.0.html
Yep. They’re paper. And they’re submitted with a signature.
Biden and Harris or Dumber and Dumber would be a better name