If Joe Biden was a horse….

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Joe Biden has had a week or so of some the worst gaffes one could imagine.

He once worked on climate change with a dead Chinese foreign leader:

Former Vice President Joe Biden mistakenly claimed on Monday that he worked on the Paris Climate Accord with former Chinese leader Deng Xiaoping — who died nearly 20 years before its signing.

Biden made the gaffe while citing his accomplishments in President Barack Obama’s administration.

“One of the things I’m proudest of is getting passed, getting moved, getting in control of the Paris Climate Accord,” Biden said in a speech at the College of Charleston. “I’m the guy who came back after meeting with Deng Xiaoping and making the case that I believe China will join if we put pressure on them. We got almost 200 nations to join.”

Xiaoping served as the leader of China from 1978 until his retirement in 1992, and he passed away in 1997. Xi Jinping, China’s current president came to power 2013 and signed the country onto the 2016 agreement.

Says he’s a candidate for the US Senate:

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden told a crowd of supporters in South Carolina Monday that he was running for the Senate.

“I’m here to ask you for your help where I come from you don’t get far unless you ask. My name’s Joe Biden: I’m a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate. Look me over … ”

There are two Joe Biden’s to vote for:

After a series of gaffes in his long tenure in the government, this one is really sticking. Many pundits, news personalities, Democrats and Republicans were left scratching their heads.

“You’re the ones who sent Barack Obama the presidency,” said Biden.”And I have a simple proposition here: I’m here to ask you for your help. Where I come from, you don’t go very far unless you ask. My name’s Joe Biden. I’m a Democratic candidate for the United State’s Senate. Look me over. If you like what you see, help out. If not, vote for the other Biden. Give me a look though, okay?”

He was arrested for trying to visit Nelson Mandela in 1989:

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden is facing scrutiny over a dubious tale from the campaign trail, claiming that he was arrested in South Africa while trying to visit Nelson Mandela in prison.

Biden, 77, first told the story at a campaign event in Columbia, South Carolina on February 11, as he tried to shake off defeat in New Hampshire, and has repeated it twice more during outreach to black voters.

‘This day, 30 years ago, Nelson Mandela walked out of prison and entered into discussions about apartheid,’ Biden said in Columbia of the former South African president, who was imprisoned for 27 years by the apartheid government.

‘I had the great honor of meeting him. I had the great honor of being arrested with our U.N. ambassador on the streets of Soweto trying to get to see him on Robben Island,’ Biden went on.

Promised to stop deporting illegal alien criminals:

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s new promise to halt deportations of illegal immigrants during his first 100 days in office would keep free thousands of serious criminals with long rap sheets sought by Immigration and Customs Enforcement, a government report on removals suggests.

The latest ICE Enforcement and Removal Operations report said that 86% of those seized in fiscal 2019 were “aliens with criminal convictions or pending criminal charges.”

The report said that the ERO made 123,128 arrests and that “the criminal history for this group represented 489,063 total criminal convictions and pending charges.” This “equates to an average of four criminal arrests/convictions per alien, highlighting the recidivist nature of the aliens that ICE arrests,” added the report.

Biden, in his promise to pro-immigrant groups, made no mention of the crimes that those he would keep free have committed.

Who needs 100 rounds in a bullet?

“Who in God’s name needs a 100 rounds in a bullet — in a clip with a gun you have?”

That’s a lot of goof out there. I’ve been wondering if that I’ve been seeing was spotty. It’s not. Biden is edging on senility.

I’m a big fan of Dr. Pol and I’m pretty sure I know what he would say.

Put the old boy out to pasture.

 

Or maybe something else. 😉

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As Joe recalls how he created a peace agreement all by himself with Genghis Khan, and directed the building of the great pyramid, maybe invented the wheel.
No he didnt? You are a Fat lying hampster eating poodle owner! We need Joe to stay in he is comedy gold.

Joe Biden has passed his use-by date.
He has become a walking joke.
He has just gotten worse and worse over time. I remember when he was a Senator, and had a very long record of being wrong about every subject on which he opined.
I know that he thinks it is his turn.
Sorry, Joe. It is not going to happen.

Vegas hosts the adult film industry awards each year. joe showed up on three consecutive years to present the awards to three of the female’s categories’ best performance. so the vp flew to vegas on taxpayer’s money to present awards to the adult film industry female winners. he is in the same category as epstein. obama is gay, but ever wonder if joe made the trip to epstein’s play island?

…you might be beating a dead one.

Maybe Joe should console himself with the thought that not being president might be a blessing? This is going to be an increasingly thankless job with every passing election.

@mathman: Biden has LONG been a joke. Many of us have long pointed out what an idiot he is. In lieu of accomplishing anything, he makes up delusions of grandeur. But because he had the celebrity of a long tenure as a Democrat, Democrats have believed he’s a sure winner. In fact, our liberal contributors here assured us he was the sure winner up to the point he began bumbling and tumbling.

Biden is an idiot and always has been.

@Deplorable Me:

Of course Biden is only 1/2 horse, the flyswatter 1/2.

Many of us have long pointed out what an idiot he is.

To put that into proper perspective, you think anyone who thinks Donald Trump is an idiot is an idiot.

@Greg: Well Biden got into the USA big bag of oats now he is foundered.

@Greg: No, I don’t and have never said so. However, I believe those who blindly disregard the good things Trump has done and is doing, disregards the FACT that Trump has been investigated more than any other human being but no criminal acts can be found, those who desire to see this nation hurt if it can be somehow blamed on Trump are idiots, though idiot is far too mild a term. Of course, all of that is plainly obvious.

But, Biden IS an idiot, always HAS been an idiot and will always be an idiot. He, like every other Democrat candidate, would be an utter disaster, larger perhaps than even Obama was.

You, of course, have never answered the question of if you can support Bernie, a Soviet, Castro, Ortega worshiper and communist, receiving support from Putin, for President. Scared?

@Greg: Looking at Trump’s incredible list of accomplishments in 3 years with the dimocrats continuously investigating and harassing him, I’d definitely say that anyone who thinks President Trump is an idiot IS an idiot!

@Bookdoc: Tonights debate or herding cats not one could tell time, Amy rude and pushy, Biden he did everything we cant blame any crappy legislation or deals on anyone but Joe.They do have the vague meaningless answers pretty down pat.

Biden is going off about the so called Number of Americans killed by Guns what a idiot the facts are more people have died from bad perscriptions but the facts were never a interest of the Democratic party

@Spurwing Plover: His rattling on about foreign policy was almost painful to watch He was relieved the timer ran out.

If Biden was a horse, he would have two south ends. The debate last night; everything you needed to know about WHY you should vote for Trump.

Put the old boy out to pasture.

Meanwhile the old boy keeps threatening to take President Trump out behind the gym and beat the crap out of him.
He also demands push-up contests as the way to resolve differences on policy.
But the truth?
Watch the video of his short, 8 minute, victory speech after Super Tuesday.
Two young vegans ran up to him, one after the other, and all he did was COWER.
His wife and his sister did a lot to protect him from these little girls until his security detail could shuffle them off.
But big, bad Biden is all bluster.
He shrunk in fear behind women.
He had no instinct to either protect himself or to protect the two ladies.
He belongs in an old folks home.
He’s frail mentally and he’s frail physically.

@Nan G: I guess he didn’t think to grope them or smell their hair. He’s been reprimanded for that. Or maybe he though they were hit-girls sent by Corn Pop.

@Deplorable Me: See Joe hold his protector in place, great danger…you go first.
Its bullsh!t that any presidential candidate can have crazies get that close.