I couldn’t ignore this. I looked at and thought about it for a while at first but then something Jim Hoft added to it began to crack me up. When I heard of the newest Trump accuser on The Today Show this morning I sort of dismissed it since the accuser they described sounded like Patty Purity and I thought I’d wait for the other shoes to drop and drop they did.
The Trump accuser’s name is Jessica Drake, she er, came forward clinging to Gloria Allred.
Another woman has come forward to accuse Donald Trump of inappropriate conduct, claiming that he offered her $10,000 and access to his jet to come to his penthouse hotel room at a golf event in 2006.
Jessica Drake, an adult film performer for Wicked Pictures, appeared on Saturday with attorney Gloria Allred. She said that she met Trump ten years ago at a golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, Calif.
They say timing is everything and Ms. Drake knows something about building to a climax. The day before publicly leveling an accusation at Donald Trump Ms Drake launched an online store selling sex toys, videos and sexual equipment:
Donald Trump’s latest sex accuser has launched her own online store to sell adult videos, toys, and sexual equipment. She announced the opening of the store one day before going public with her Trump allegations.
Jessica Drake, an adult film actress, appeared with feminist attorney Gloria Allred Saturday at a press conference, alleging that Trump tried to sleep with her after allegedly touching her. Variety reported:
She said that she met Trump ten years ago at a golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, Calif.
She said Trump invited her to his suite after the tournament, and she went with some women friends. When they arrived, she said, he grabbed each of them tightly and kissed them. After they left him, one of his representatives called to invite her to his room alone, but she said she declined.
Then Trump himself called and asked, “What do you want? How much?” After she declined his invite, he eventually offered her $10,000, she said.
Drake said that she “may be called a liar or opportunist,” but her motives are pure. She offered a photograph of herself, clothed, beside Trump, at the golf event in question as evidence that she met him.
In past interviews she’s spoken at length about her experience:
“I’ve done fellatio positions, anal, uh, G-spot female ejaculation, female masturbation, anal play for men, woman-to-woman. And I’ve done them based on questions and feedback that I’ve gotten from women and couples during the seminars that I’m giving,” Drake said on the topic of her Guide To Wicked Sex series of educational DVD’s, an anthology of her sexual expertise.
She’s even had a realistic doll made in her likeness. This was pretty amusing so far but then Jim Hoft tossed in a tweet from Brit Hume
Woman who has sex on camera for $ says Trump propositioned her. "This is not acceptable behavior." Please. https://t.co/EpQ04PcuTO
— Brit Hume (@brithume) October 23, 2016
And I haven’t stopped laughing yet. For those concerned about it, Drake also offers vegan and “PETA-certified lubes.”
No word yet on whether the doll will accuse Trump of unacceptable behavior.