A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
That last one’s a killer.
ESPN actually cut 15 minutes out of their documentary about great pitchers, just to re-write history without Kurt Schilling.
I hope Rick Monday never offends the network.
That ”greatest play in baseball history” might be as hard to pretend didn’t happen.
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http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?/topic/73144-todays-toons-5516/
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,205247.0.html
New John Cox cartoon: So Let it Be Written, So Let it Be Done
And a golden Oldie: “Yonder Praying Ass”*
Bonus Photoshops: Re-Elect Donald Trump
Happy Cinco de Cuatro! …since 2009
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