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A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
Hey!
I’m the only candidate who has already thrown a lamp at a world leader!
I’m so excited to tell you about my new
schemeplan that will make loads of money for you, just like I had when I made that investment in cattle futures.“Bill’s manhood quit working!!!”
As soon as I can get my eyes to focus I’ll be announcing my queen ship.
I am gay-now you all know!
I’ll wait until you post the same picture in Nov 2016.
You could fit all of Washington in my mouth.
Surprise!!! it’s me the sniper missed.
I just heard about a thing called “the truth”!! Who knew?!?
OMG a fly just went up my nose!
@Ditto: “MY manhood quit working!”
Hey Putin!! Where is my banana???
“What do you mean another one-term Senator with a phony biography is challenging me for the nomination!? What the hell is going on?”
“But Monica said this was the way to Bill’s heart!”
Monica: “You’re too old to start now, Hillary. And at this stage, what difference would it make?”
“I know I’m loonier than Nancy Pelosi.”
@jainphx: DAMN