France Surrenders: ‘we have 500 days to avoid climate chaos’

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The French have surrendered again:

Secretary of State John Kerry welcomed French foreign minister Laurent Fabius to the State Department in Washington on Tuesday to discuss a range of issues, from Iran to Syria to climate change. Or, in the words of the foreign minister, “climate chaos.” Kerry and Fabius made a joint appearance before their meeting, and the foreign minister warned that only 500 days remained to avoid “climate chaos”[emphasis added]:

SECRETARY KERRY: Thank you very much. Do you want to say anything? He speaks perfect English. Do you want to say anything?

FOREIGN MINISTER FABIUS: Well, I’m very happy to be with John. There is no week without a phone call or a visit between John and myself, and we have on the agenda many items, many issues – Iran, because negotiations are resuming today; the question of Syria, and we shall meet next Thursday in London together; Ukraine as well; and very important issues, issue of climate change, climate chaos. And we have – as I said, we have 500 days to avoid climate chaos. And I know that President Obama and John Kerry himself are committed on this subject and I’m sure that with them, with a lot of other friends, we shall be able to reach success on this very important matter.

In 565 days France will host a conference on climate change. Guess they better call that off, the world would of descended into ‘chaos’ by then.

In other news:

A paper published in Climate Dynamics finds the climate may be highly sensitive to tiny 0.1% changes in solar activity over solar cycles, producing temperature variations of as much as 0.5 to 1.0°C at the Antarctic “Vostok” station nearest the South Pole. By way of comparison, the globe has warmed only 0.7C over the past 164 years.

Wait! The sun is actually causing some of the change in our climate? Get outta here….

Curt served in the Marine Corps for four years and has been a law enforcement officer in Los Angeles for the last 24 years.

14 Responses to “France Surrenders: ‘we have 500 days to avoid climate chaos’”

  1. 1

    Nanny G

    French foreign minister Laurent Fabius:……we shall be able to reach success on this very important matter.

    Just what does French foreign minister Laurent Fabius mean when he says ”success?”
    Will the ”chaos” be averted?
    Will world leaders agree on how to deal with the ”chaos” once it starts?
    Will India and China give up all their coal power plants that are brand new?
    In the Sci-Fi classsic Ringworld a screen was placed between the planet and the sun so as to create days and nights, will we put an awning between earth and our sun?
    I don’t get it.

  2. 2

    oil guy from Alberta

    Everything will be fine when more taxes and more carbon credits are put into place. The US and France are flat on their keesters and they want to impose more taxes. Epic failure!
    Rush Limbaugh has his ten year timer down to 622 days. Gore predicted acidified oceans and instantaneous humanoid combustion in ten years. Fabulous Fabious says 560 days. Let’s use Rush’s timer of 622 days. A little more rope to hang themselves. Its now called climate chaos. Here’s another term- climate Armageddon. All together now, let’s cry wolf, wolf, wolf!

  3. 3

    Buffalobob

    Global warming, climate change, climate chaos, slowly they turn step by step, until they arrive at the phenomenon sane folks refer to as weather. Progs is funny.

  4. 4

    Ditto

    Wait! The sun is actually causing some of the change in our climate? Get outta here….

    No doubt about it. The Sun has no thermostat to regulate how much thermal or magnetic energy it produces at any specific time. Anyone who refuses to take that in effect when discussing the climate is undeserving of their credentials.

  5. 6

    MOS-8541

    The French are useless. Had to bail them out of WWI and WWII, they continue to be belligerent to all American, while this country still sends this duchy bag country aid. Suddenly a useless drunk comes to their aid them in a fictitious deadline of major biblical chaos. Ever wonder how the drunk, Kerry, can move from the protector of war-torn Syria to the riches of the French wine vineyards? Where is the chokehold wife? Levels below trash and media fantasy even lower. Kerry has allegedly 1.369863 years to resolve this issue. Does anyone think for one moment this drunk can maintain his position for this time? Hillary, where is the closet gay when the gay president needs her the most? Sill in the closet like the gutless gay pres.

  6. 9

    Jason Leroi

    @MOS-8541:

    Yeah., useles…. Remember, how you americans got your “independence”? Did you fight by yourselves? I prefer to live in France, a “socialist” country, firearms-free, with free healthcare and colleges, “communists” high-speed trains and “nazis” shared bicycles, and oh, yes, where breastfeeding is allowed in public; rather in America with so called “Freedom”. Au revoir.

  7. 10

    ilovebeeswarzone

    Smorgasboard
    yes you put the finger on it,
    the FRENCH change our measure, inch feet ecetera,
    they expect the SUN TO COMPLY,
    they should educate themselves in the QUANTUM MEASURE OF THE SUN, discover by that man in england what’s his name?
    they are still on EARTH measure, they have not evolved,
    while the SUN IS ON HIS OWN ETERNALY ACCUATE MEASURE,
    no matter what happen on this EARTH, THE SUN IS AT WORK TO BURN OUR TRASH, AND THIS,
    WITHIN HIS OWN RULES AND HIS OWN TIME NOT KNOWN YET BY US HUMANS,
    HOW ARROGANT TO THINK THEY CAN FIX WITH MONEY TAKEN
    FROM THE POCKETS OF HARD WORKING CITIZENS,
    FIRE THEM ALL, IMPEACH THEM ALL,
    IF NOT, THE CITIZENS WILL NOT ADVANCE TO THEIR FUTUR AND STAY IN THAT FEAR MONGERING STATE OF MIND WHICH PREVENT CREATIVITY TO OPEN IN THEIR MIND,
    WHAT A BUNCH OF LOOSERS, DEPRAVING SOCIETY OF THE WORLD TO THEIR RIGHT OF HAPPY DAYS, HOPE AND SEARCH FOR CREATION OF GOOD FOR HUMANITY,
    RETURN TO THE LAWS OF THIS LAND ISSUED FROM DIVINE
    BREATH OF GOD HIMSELF, UN DITHERED BY THOSE WHO WANT SO MUCH TO DESTROY THEM FROM THE MINDS OF THOSE AMERICANS WO LOVE AMERICA AND BELIEVE IN THE LAWS
    AND KNOW THAT THEY SHOULD NEVER BE TRANSGRESSED,
    BY ANY IGNORANT HAVING BEEN RAISE TO POWER USING CORRUPT ACTIONS,

  8. 12

    Smorgasbord

    @Kraken: #8

    New Democratic slogan for 2016:

    They have more than one:

    We fooled them twice. We can fool them again.

    We don’t need to fool all of the people all of the time. We only need to fool enough of them long enough to get elected.

  9. 13

    ilovebeeswarzone

    I just pict up one sentence ending by,
    YOU NEVER EXCHANGE A PRISONER BY ANOTHER ONE,
    BY SOMEONE ON FOX,
    THAT MAKE SENSE,

  10. 14

    ilovebeeswarzone

    HAVE ANYONE NOTICE
    the comparison?
    THE 5 TERRORIST ARE ALL FAT FROM THE CARE THEY HAD,
    COMPARE TO THE SOLDIER LEAN AS A CARDBOARD,
    AND THE VA VETERANS, DEAD AND DYING FROM NEGLECT,

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