The curriculum at the new Barack Obama Preparatory High school

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Chicago plans to build a new high school in honor of Barack Obama:

President Obama’s hometown wishes to honor him in a big way. According to Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel, the city plans build a new high school named after the first African-American commander in chief.

Barack Obama College Preparatory High School is scheduled to open its doors for the 2017-2018 school year. The competitive selection institution will enroll 1,200 students the first year. Sources say nearly 16,500 students applied for 3,200 seats this school year.

“For the first time in the city of Chicago, I get to say that (U.S. Education) Secretary (William) Bennett, who in 1987 said the city of Chicago is the worst public school system in America, you’re wrong. Dead wrong,” Emanuel says.

According to officials, Barack Obama College Prep will be the 11th selective high school in the Windy City. Chicago Public Schools is currently the nation’s third-largest school district.

Included in the curriculum:

How to speak without a Negro dialect unless you want one.

How to talk to “them Jews” who won’t let Jeremiah Wright talk to Obama

How to decide if white people should vote.

How to deal with the 200 million white bigots in this country.

How to operate a 7-11 without an Indian accent.

How to build empires before Greeks and homos do it.

How to identify “Hymietown”

How to get coffee for Bill Clinton.

How to deal with “white interlopers.”

Why white people should not be allowed to vote.

Taking the Common Core tests that Sasha and Malia don’t have to take.

Why white people aren’t protected by civil rights laws.

How to “hit back twice as hard.”

How to “punish your enemies.”

How bring a gun if they bring a knife to a fight.

How to know “whose ass to kick.”

Why black conservatives are “Uncle Toms.”

And of course, how to deal with “hostage takers.”

And the best part? All records will be sealed. Forever.

It should be quite the educational experience.

(H/T John Hawkins)

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13 Responses to “The curriculum at the new Barack Obama Preparatory High school”

  1. 1

    oil guy from Alberta

    Change the statue somewhat. Remove the butterfly on the left hand, and replace it with a bundle of cash or an I phone.

  2. 2

    Nanny G

    Rahm closed 53 public schools enraging the public of Chicago.
    But now he’s opening one school and they are supposed to cheer?
    Right now CA got’s one more item for the school to teach:
    The California State Assembly passed a bill that would require the state’s board of education to teach students the racial “significance” of Barack Obama’s presidency as part of the standard history-social science curriculum in all its schools.
    http://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billNavClient.xhtml?bill_id=201320140AB1912
    It spells out required parts of history to be taught:
    AB-1912 (as amended and passed)

    THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA DO ENACT AS FOLLOWS:

    SECTION 1.

    The Legislature finds and declares all of the following:

    (a) The election of Barack Hussein Obama to the office of President of the United States was a historic step in the effort towards equality in the United States.

    (b) Before the Civil Rights Movement, intimidation and physical violence prevented millions of African Americans from voting and alienated them from the electoral process.

    (c) The Voting Rights Act of 1965 was a civil rights victory that inspired more ethnic minorities to register to vote and pursue elected office.

    (d) Barack Obama attended Harvard Law School where he became the first African American president of the Harvard Law Review.

    (e) After law school, Barack Obama worked to fulfill the spirit of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 by encouraging people to register to vote.

    (f) Barack Obama was first elected to the Illinois State Senate in 1996 and to the United States Senate in 2004.

    (g) Senator Barack Obama was elected the 44th President of the United States and first African American President on November 4, 2008, and was sworn in on January 20, 2009.

    (h) In honor of this milestone in civil rights his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples, President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

    (i) President Obama was reelected on November 6, 2012, and was sworn in for his second term on January 20, 2013.

    None of his failures and mis-steps, you’ll notice.
    No bowing to foreign heads of state.
    No inappropriate/thoughtless gifts.
    Not a word about overspending.

  3. 3

    MOS 8541

    racism and bigotry now more perfect does it get. Rahm Emanuel is typical Chi garbage. Can not control the crime but wants to build a school dedicated to a muslin, gay terrorist who has killed this country. Oh, Rahm wants to run for the wipe house in ’16 according to aids close to him.

  4. 6

    mathman2

    The words of Art Buchwald come to mind: “I give up on satire. The actions of this bunch cannot be satirized, as they are so absurd on their face”, or some such opinion. Buchwald was commenting on Watergate and the defense of the plumbers.
    A High School in honor of Obama? Alrighty then. Is it subsidized by the Saudis? Will teleprompter reading be a mandatory subject? How about ritual bowing to totalitarian dictators? There will be a mandatory enrollment in golf classes. There will be courses in how to spend gobs of government money on massive vacations. And the high point of the year will be the selection of the March Madness ladders.
    Gaaah. I wish this were just an article from The Onion, but I fear that it is true.

  5. 7

    Skookum

    How to hide your academic records and BS your way through graduate school.

    How to attend graduate school and have no one remember ever seeing you on campus.

    Hiring a good ghost writer and getting a lucrative contract to publish an autobiography before you have accomplished anything.

    How to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize before you have done anything.

    How to sit in front of a racist preacher for 20 years, without picking up on the racism.

    How to con hundreds of millions from the public coffers and award it to to your crony capitalist friends during a recession to produce phony green energy projects.

    How to have a dubious reputation at the Chicago bath houses but maintain a public image of respectability.

    How to follow the tenets of Alinsky while swearing on the graves on Lenin and Marx you are not a Socialist or Communist.

    Yes, Obama will probably be able to write the syllabus. if he ever takes time from hunting down his al Qaeda friends who committed the atrocities at Benghazi.

  6. 8

    Smorgasbord

    The school will have to be union built and union run.

    Other courses that will be taught as time goes on:
    How to rig the voting system.
    How to be a marionette for others.
    How to spend more of other people’s money than they have.
    How to keep from being blamed for ANYTHING.
    How to lie effectively.

  7. 10

    This one

    Despite your sleazy, racist list, as much as I am an Obama supporter, I have to admit that his Common Core and emphasis on Charter Schools is way off base.

  8. 13

    Smorgasbord

    @This one: #10

    Despite your sleazy, racist list, as much as I am an Obama supporter, I have to admit that his Common Core and emphasis on Charter Schools is way off base.

    So, you see the conservative side on ONE liberal issue. Is it possible there MIGHT be other issues that you see our side?

    (1) If you like your insurance plan, you can keep your insurance plan. Did he knowingly lie when he said this? Keep in mind that the obamacare bill states that insurance companies have to change their plans to cover things they were not covering before, and the bill also states that if an insurance company changes a plan, then that plan HAS TO BE CANCELLED.

    (2) If Mitt Romney had gotten 98%, 99%, 100%, and even 108% of the eligible votes in some voting districts, would you think there was something wrong with this?

    (3) If many of the voting machines had turned a vote for obama into a vote for Romney, would you think there was something wrong with this?

    (4) If poll watchers were FORCIBLY removed by a conservative group for several minutes, would you think this was wrong?

    (5) If a republican president wants to have the UN’s Agenda 21 approved for the USA, where the population will be moved into cities to preserve the rest of the country, would you go along with that? Would you be willing to move into YOUR designated city?

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