Chicago plans to build a new high school in honor of Barack Obama:
President Obama’s hometown wishes to honor him in a big way. According to Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel, the city plans build a new high school named after the first African-American commander in chief.
Barack Obama College Preparatory High School is scheduled to open its doors for the 2017-2018 school year. The competitive selection institution will enroll 1,200 students the first year. Sources say nearly 16,500 students applied for 3,200 seats this school year.
“For the first time in the city of Chicago, I get to say that (U.S. Education) Secretary (William) Bennett, who in 1987 said the city of Chicago is the worst public school system in America, you’re wrong. Dead wrong,” Emanuel says.
According to officials, Barack Obama College Prep will be the 11th selective high school in the Windy City. Chicago Public Schools is currently the nation’s third-largest school district.
Included in the curriculum:
How to speak without a Negro dialect unless you want one.
How to talk to “them Jews” who won’t let Jeremiah Wright talk to Obama
How to decide if white people should vote.
How to deal with the 200 million white bigots in this country.
How to operate a 7-11 without an Indian accent.
How to build empires before Greeks and homos do it.
How to identify “Hymietown”
How to get coffee for Bill Clinton.
How to deal with “white interlopers.”
Why white people should not be allowed to vote.
Taking the Common Core tests that Sasha and Malia don’t have to take.
Why white people aren’t protected by civil rights laws.
How to “hit back twice as hard.”
How to “punish your enemies.”
How bring a gun if they bring a knife to a fight.
How to know “whose ass to kick.”
And of course, how to deal with “hostage takers.”
And the best part? All records will be sealed. Forever.
It should be quite the educational experience.
(H/T John Hawkins)