How Chris Christie should respond to Conegate

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Conegate!

My God, this is HUGE! Lane closures! Oh the horror!

You’d think the world was ending. The Daily News has Christie’s career ended:

Utterly desperate liberals are scraping the asphalt for some meager shred of dung they can cast at Christie to assuage their egos in the midst of the Obamacare and Gates disasters.

Shame on corrupt Christie !

says one liberal.

All those responsible for these “reprisal’ road closures should be charged with murder!

says another.

You have to laugh. Belly laugh. I simply cannot take this or them seriously.

After the Obamacare lies, after Fast and Furious, after Benghazi, after killing three Americans without due process, after it all (and none of it bothers liberals) we’re supposed to be exercised about traffic cones? Obama sends 1500 US soldiers to die for something he didn’t believe in, Hillary plays politics with national security and all they’ve got are traffic cones.

Well, Christie should take this as seriously as Obama takes capturing those responsible for the deaths of the four Americans in Benghazi or the death of Brian Terry or Jaime Zapata or the deaths of 1500 US soldiers in Afghanistan.

That is say, not at all. That is not to say that he should not respond. So I have some suggestions for Christie for his presser:

“If you like your cones, you can keep your cones. No one will take them away from you no matter what. Period.”

“I just found out about this by reading the papers.”

“We will get to the bottom of this”

“I will have those lanes opened within the first year of my Presidency.”

“We’re going to open those traffic lanes. We’re going to lead by example—not just by word but by deed. That’s our vision for the future.”

“What difference at this point does it make?”

And most believable of all:

“The traffic jams were caused by a video.”

And he should take a hint from Obama and leave ’em with something like this:

obama middle finger

That ought to do it. After all, it works for Obama.

UPDATE

Christie has fired a top staffer and has accepted responsibility.

Obama can’t even spell responsibility.

This will only strengthen Christie as a leader and diminish Obama further.

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