Likely you have noticed. You hear Barack Obama say something today and it just doesn’t seem to be what you remember him saying originally. It seems very different. To assist liberals in understanding what Barack Obama means when he says something I have compiled an Obama Bullsh*t Decoder that should be of great aid.
What Obama said                                                                                       What it means
âIf you like your health insurance plan, you can keep itâ                                 No you can’t.
“If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor”                                          No you can’t.
Obamacare will save you “about $2,500 per year.”                                            No it won’t
âThe NSA is not abusing its powerâ                                                                       Yes it is.
If you make less than $250,000 per year you won’t pay one                           Yes you will
penny more in taxes.
Benghazi “protest” was caused by a video                                                            No it wasn’t
âI said benghazi was a terrorist attack from the beginning.â                            No you didn’t.
âFirst of all, I didnât set a red line,â                                                                        Yes you did.
âYou didnât build thatâ                                                                                              Yes I did.
Obamacare fee is not a new tax                                                                               Yes it is.
“We shouldnât mandate the purchase of health care” Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â ‘Nuff said.
Would have the most transparent administration in history                            LMAO
I never met my uncle.                                                                                                Lived with him
No more wiretapping of citizens                                                                  Worse now than ever.
Mother was denied insurance                                                                           An abominable lie.
Knew nothing about IRS abuse.                                                                           Not credible
Al Qaeda is on the run                                                                                             Um, nope.
This should provide a solid foundation for translating Barack Obama’s words and promises. The simple rule of thumb is assume that whatever Obama says is a lie. The truth is the almost always the opposite of what he claims because he rarely does anything but lie.
You can’t lose.
This is epitome of the Peter Principle. Barack Obama got where be is by pitting groups against each other, constantly blaming others for everything, never accepting responsibility and lying all the time. This worked just fine when there was someone else to blame but now at the top of the food chain there’s no one left at whom to point a finger. Despite that, Obama still tries to convince us he knows nothing about anything but is the first to claim credit for anything that succeeds.
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Obama benefits enormously from two things. One, as I have written here countless times, liberals have zero long term memory and are willing to believe whatever Obama says at any time. Two, Obama has used his skin color to his advantage. For all too long the media has regarded Obama as a national treasure- the first (half) black President- and has been painfully obsequious. They have unquestionably swallowed his lies without so much as a frown. They have acted as a part of the Democrat National Committee rather than the Fourth Estate. Ralph Nader recognized this in 2008. To this day it continues. Virtually all criticism of Obama is dismissed as racist. Had Barack Obama be close to truthful he certainly wouldn’t have been re-elected, and very possibly not elected in the first place. Only now when events are spinning completely out of control is the media being somewhat shaken out of its stupor.
Barack Obama is a liar and has always been a liar. More than ever, you have to be an idiot to believe anything he says.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a President who wasn’t there.
He wasn’t there again today,
I wish, I wish he’d go away…
When IÂ applied for a 501 (C)3,
The President was waiting there for me
But when the websites began to fall,
I couldn’t see him there at all!
Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!
Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door…
Last night I saw upon the stair,
AÂ President who wasn’t there,
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away…
H/T Obama Lies
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Except for liberals being foolish.
I must comment that I did find an error. They are, for the most part, not “using” wires much anymore in the “wiretapping”. Seems airwaves work just find and dandy.
Barry also said forces weren’t available to rescue Americans in Benghazi.
Barry also said federal dollars won’t be used to provide abortions.
Barry also said illegal aliens won’t be covered under Obamacare. Joe Wilson said: “You lie!”
Barry also said he wasn’t aware witnesses in Benghazi weren’t allowed to speak to Congress.
Barry also said he would ‘get to the bottom’ of the IRS scandal.
Somehow using the “lyin’ king’s” name and “bottom” together just seems, uh, yucky.
What difference does it make? We have no opposition party in Washington which will do anything about it, other than gripe and complain. The GOP motto may as well be We Hope that Obama will Change, but we reserve the right to do nothing if he doesn’t.
The obama doctrine, “it isn’t a lie unless I say it is”. Then it’s the truth.
Sent out by the White House on Dec. 26, 2013:
Obama Triples The Deficit – Says He Cut It In Half
How secure is our nation in the hands of these delusional nitwits?
Obama is a disaster from beginning to end. A point I make with my new parody video:
A Day In the Life (under ObamaCare)
Cheers,
O.V.
Love the post. And Phil offered a nice addition to the list.
But remember that in the era of non-stop news coverage that what Democrats say is reported immediately and the truth that bears itself out slowly over time does not get much, if any coverage. The Democrats can therefore accuse conservatives of using the exact tactics of division and derision that the Democrats are in fact using, and pay no political price.
I would like to introduce you to a bar room full of used car salesmen I trust more.
It’s quite simple. No one will go after him in any effective way because of his race. If they try the race card will be played beyond anything we have ever seen before. Obama knows this as well.
Our political system is broken and is beyond repair!! Our democracy was fine as long as we had politicians with integrity, morals and conservatism, with newspapers as their task masters. This has ALL gone away and has been replaced by greed, graft and big bucks. Goodbye America, it was good to know you back when.
“first to claim credit for anything that succeeds”.
fair enough, but in the eyes of the people who think he’s there to serve them, there has been exactly ZERO successes.
Everything seems correct, just assume the opposite of everything he says.
Only thing, don’t get lost in the conservative/liberal fake divide. We’ll just keep lost if we do for liberals are stupid for their leader and conservatives are stupid for theirs. We must realize all are one and the same.