A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
OK, it’s against the Marine Uniform Code…..but Obama is CIC.
And he said to do it.
With this many fans spinning up, this is not going to be enough.
“Move that damn umbrella over here, boy. No one gives a shit if a lousy Marine gets rained on.”
Meanwhile the Marine is thinking “Why the hell did I get this crappy duty? I could have been sitting in a hovel in Afghanistan and not had to hold an umbrella over this asshole.”
That isn’t rain, it’s God pissing on a twatwaffle.
@retire05:
Knee-slapper. Bob Hope better watch out. That’s some killer material.
I hope you guys are ready for an audit, Obama doesn’t take ridicule lightly. You realize he owns the IRS; lock, stop, and barrel. He will make your life a living Hell for not being good Obama drones.
” I signed up to serve my country and all I got was this ass clown”
“BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!”
I think I feel a storm coming….
Actually, the Marine looks as if he’s thinking “If you don’t remove your hand from my elbow, I will… from your wrist!“
“I’m going to putt from this angle . . . hold it still.
“I hope I don’t mess this up! I don’t want to start having to deal with IRS Audits!”
“Touch my elbow again and get a free umbrella enema!”
I thought about it some more:
“Even though this POTUS is a POS, I will die to protect the President of the United States. I am a USMC Marine.”
I don’t have a caption, but I have to say I hate this man with every fiber of my being. I look at that fine young Marine, and then at the lying Marxist, and I just want to break things.
“Closer serf! If that rain streaks my makeup, your next assignment will be Benghazi!”
“I’m more equal than your are.”
@Wordsmith: #18
Quite a contrast between those photos.
Worth a thousand words, indeed.
@Wordsmith: A contrast in personalities and class, I am becoming nostalgic.
@Nan G:
Actually, Nan, it is not against the Marine code:
“Marines may only use an umbrella while escorting a lady.”
So you see, this is quite legal.
No offense intended to the true ladies among us.
Using a Marine as a butler or valet is an insult, but our president feels entitled.
Is it me or does that Marine look like he’d rather go get a beer at a local pub at that moment and use the umbrella for himself or some lady on the street? His eyes just scream, “Get me away from here…”
So, how does one of these four photographs differ from the other three?
Concentrate, and think carefully before you answer. It’s possible that this might be a trick question.
@Greg:
Three Christians and one Marxist.
Three men and one eunich.
Three men who loved the U.S. and one who wants to destroy it.
Three men who possessed class and one that one that is crass.
@retire05:
Just terrible. You need to work on your rhyming skills or you’ll never be a top MC. “one that smokes grass” was just sitting there, and you whiffed.
@Greg:
I give up. Does this have something to do with how uncomfortable it makes red blooded Americans to see white people forced to hold umbrellas for community organizers?
@Tom:
I wasn’t trying to rhyme. You need to work on your I.Q. It seems to be lacking a bit.
And another left wing single digit I.Q. moron screams “RAAAAACIST!!!”
@retire05:
You weren’t trying to rhyme? But you’re so good at it!
I’m confused, is “community organizer” a race? Another group for you to hate, perhaps? Aren’t you lucky.
@retire05:
Okay, I admit it, I am calling you personally a racist. But that’s hardly surprising. I think just about everyone on this site has pointed it out at one time or another.
@retire05, #25:
As usual, you’re missing the obvious.
The uniformed service member holding the umbrella for President Reagan is a leprechaun. While all four presidents share Irish ancestry, Reagan is the only one who openly honors it in this way.
@Tom:
Okay, I admit it, I am calling you a certified moron who can only resort to “RAAAAACIST’ when you have nothing better to offer.
@Greg:
A leprechaun? Really? I thought leprechauns carried pots of gold, not umbrellas. The guy holding the umbrella for Reagan is probably an embassy employee. Leprechauns wear green suits and are very, VERY short. As to Obama’s “Irish” heritage, it is so miniscule that even St. Patrick would not bless him.
HOW come he let the JOURNALIST get rained up,
spitfull
all he has to do is bring everybody inside
Exactly. He’s about 2 feet tall, walking behind Reagan and alongside the guy in the dark blazer. You really need to have your sense of humor checked checked out.
You’re speaking on behalf of St. Patrick, now? They like him well enough in Moneygall. Maybe you should contact them on St. Patrick’s behalf.
@Greg:
The unintentional humor is firing on all pistons.
@Greg:
Hey, they liked him in Kenya, too. But no big deal. Ireland is rapidly turning into another Euro-socialist swamp, just like the rest of the British Isles.
for example ^.
She is in the zone.
@Greg:
1) Not a Marine at the WH
2) Not a Marine at the WH
3) Not a Marine at the WH
4) Using a Marine at the WH.
But, I’m quite sure…you and the other liberals who posted this would not understand the difference. (context…don’t leave home without it).
RETIRE05
oh my you said GREEN,
now we know why he is obsess with GREEN,
@Tom, #38:
I never really considered the possibility that retire05 might actually be some obscure leftist comedian doing a parody of the far right. Maybe my own sense of humor needs a tuneup.
@Greg:
And you also never seemd to consider the possibility that you come here to spout your liberal idiocy simply because you like getting bitch slapped.
You really should try to turn down the anger. Anger does most of its damage to those who are afflicted with it. It took me years to figure that out. I used to be angry all the time. Being angry didn’t help me solve any of my problems. It was actually my main problem. It was a sign that the outside world was in control of me, rather than the other way around.
If a person isn’t free and in control inside of their own mind, they’ll never find freedom anywhere.
“I’m melting!”
GREG
tell that to the OBAMA and friends IRS criminal attacks on the TEA PARTY
a group dedicated to save AMERICA all good people you like as neighbors,
tell the ones tormenting the CONSERVATIVES tell them and the hate is definitely there with them and their corrupt UNIONS
USING THE PEOPLE”S MONEY TO FEED OBAMA all in bed together ,
not worthy to be in THE GOVERNMENT all of them,
their time is up soon. 150,000 out of work,
terrible tornados in OKLAHOMA and around KANSAS, shawnee
devastation, a wind going 200 miles that is lifting a cow up the air,
we feel for you and pray for your safety
one death she on fox live there and her friend grandfather is dead.
@Greg:
Excellent advice.
Funny, though, that Obama doesn’t feel the same way, considering he is telling young people what they should and shouldn’t think now. And funny, though, that groups like the AGW gang don’t feel the same way, considering the persecution they put people who don’t believe in AGW under.
When groups that you support don’t believe what you do, shouldn’t that tell you something about both yourself and them?
Dc got it.
Semper Fi.