Screw You! I am Outta Here G.O.P. [Reader Post]

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To whomever this may concern

It’s been a relationship that has been on the skids since 2010. I tried to make it work, but after I saw that I was the only one making any concessions in our waning relationship I realized that you no longer considered our relationship worth saving. Instead of wasting each other’s time let me just pack up my vote and get the hell out of here. Goodbye Republican Party. It was fun while it lasted.

Mike Henkins

Whew! That felt good! I have been wanting to write that letter for a while now. I can’t believe I waited this long! I should have done it right after the election in November 2010. I knew then that it was over then but I was hoping things would change, but it didn’t. The Republican Party has done nothing but insult me and my Tea Party friends. I mean look! These bastards are going after Allen West now! Allen freakin’ West man! You know what really jumps my tracks? These same Sons of Bushs are the first ones to cry about the need for “party unity”. Un-flippin-real!

I will tell you what’s going to happen. If Romney gets the nomination they are going to come to us at first with hat in hand asking for our time and money to “help defeat Obama.” When we roll our eyes and slam the door in their faces, they will tell us they don’t need us anyway, their new best buds, the Independents, will help out. After they realize that the precious Independent voter isn’t going to waste their time helping out, they will be back again. They will finally get the message after you sic the dog after them. That’s when the crying starts. They will drag out the old “if you don’t vote for Romney, your voting for Obama!” crap. Of course they expect you to fold with this inspiring message. This will be repeated over and over until Election Day. Heh! “It’s your duty!” blah blah blah. Whatever.

The day after the election, when Romney and his little pack of clingers are all out looking for jobs they will point trembling snot covered fingers at us, yelling “It’s all your fault!”. It will have nothing to do with their candidate. It never is. It’s always our fault. No matter how many times they lose, it’s always somebody else’s fault. But this time nobody is going to be listening anymore. At least not me. I am glad to be rid of the back stabbing bunch of posers and two faced liars. Buh-bye!

Well, I have to get back to life. If you see the G.O.P. tell them not to call. I am changing my number and they can keep the cat. Hated the thing anyway.

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The sad part is that after all my alcohol induced fun…
I actually do place my thumb on the work bench and hammer it until I know its gonna be all blue and purple. Sacrifices must be made to appease the Beer G*d. He better be real!

Michael HENKINS
you should not bang that oil tank, it will bust, it might have been made in CHINA,
bye

Michael Henkins
you think she won’t know, I bet she will and pretend not to know,
as long as you don’t go in the basement without her on VALENTINE DAY.
BYE

@ilovebeeswarzone: Oh I know she knows. Its a game we play. She acts as if I might be getting away with it. I do physical harm to myself pretending I am fooling her. The HunnyDo list expands 3 fold. I am hung over, bandaged thumb, and doing the HunnyDo list without gripe or groan.

Anymore reasons why I wish Palin was running? Its not because I think the lady looks good in pumps.

@Michael Henkins: #148
I should have put “LOL” at the end. I was trying to make it sound like I was serious, not trying to being funny. My mistake, not yours. There should be video comments. That way, others can see and hear the comment as it is intended.

Michael Henkins
so you’re on the floor drunk unable to use the keyboard, sleep well
thank’s for an excellent POST,
I KNOW WE DERAILED It’s MATA’s TORPIDO ‘s fault

@Hard Right: #151
YOU SAID
Mata, you told him to load the torpedo backwards, didn’t you?

REPLY
I hope not. A liberal always screws up a good piece of military machinery. He WAS going to put it backwards. Now, if he reads your comment, he will put it in the right way. Who’s side are you on? “Loose lips sink ships.” LOL

Smorgasbord
great idea for CURT, in the future blogs there might be a choice for that,
It might be closer than we think
bye

Smorgasbord
that is very funny

@Michael Henkins: #162
YOU SAID
Is this a Flopping Aces hazing?

REPLY
OK you vets. Michael is new to combat. What do you tell a new recruit on the first day of combat? I have never been in a fight, not even in the USA.

@Smorgasbord: My head hurts. Anyone have a Tylenol?

I may be a FNG/noob here but I have been verbally slugging it out with liberals for years now. The sad part is this year it seems that the liberals I have been fighting with are Republicans.

@Mike Henkins: #173
YOU SAID
The sad part is this year it seems that the liberals I have been fighting with are Republicans.

REPLY
I have mentioned before that I feel that the republicans and democrats have merged together and become a big shark feeding frenzy, with each politician trying to get the biggest bite out of the taxpayer as they can. There are no more republicans or democrats, only “republicrats.”

Michael Henkins
Smorgasbord
this become confusing with those reading you, who are they to choose, if you put the 2 party together in the negative, here the CONSERVATIVES ARE RUNNING WITH THE REPUBLICANS,
but they keep their party different name because there is only 2 party running, but each contain different name like liberals for the DEMOCRAT AND ON THE OPPOSITE PARTY THE CONSERVATIVES and
THE TEA PARTY BOTH RUNNING WITH REPUBLICANS, there are other like independent who don’t belong to either but vote for one or the other like the libertarians doing the same.
how was I?
it took me a long time to figured it, so I think I’m not alone,
bye

@ilovebeeswarzone: #175
I am conservative all the way! I have voted republican as far back as I can remember, but if there is a republican who I don’t think should be in office, I will vote for the democrat. As I have mentioned different times, the republicans have held the House, Senate, and White House different times and could have fixed Social Security, deficit spending, started paying off the debt, etc., but chose not to. I have also said I am tired of the same campaign slogans coming from both parties: “Vote for me, because I’m not as bad as the other candidate.”

Can anyone name ONE issue that a republican running for office now said HOW they will fix it, instead of just saying it needs to be fixed. I’m tired of getting the non-answers from the politicians. I am guessing they actually are trained to answer questions in a way that they don’t commit to anything. Pay attention to a politician and take notes as to how they intend to SOLVE a problem. You won’t hear one. They just mention that it has to be fixed. They have been saying this for many years, as the SAME problems get worse. At least Cain said how he would fix some things.

I wish I could remember names of organizations better, but when you check into it, most of these politicians seem to belong or used to belong to some organization or organizations that don’t have the USA’s interest at heart.

Smorgasbord
yes, I was trying to explain whoever read this and is confuse like I was before, to understand how it is divided within same party,
bye

@ilovebeeswarzone: #177
Join any group that has more than one member and you will see how ANY group can be divided. Figure how much power and money is involved in a political party and you can imagine how many different ways the members want to go.