Sunday Funnies

“Disney is trademarking the phrase ‘SEAL Team 6,’ after the team that took down Osama bin Laden. Yeah, cause when they shot bin Laden, captured his wives and found his porn, I was like, ‘This would make a great Disney movie.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“The world is ending on Saturday. It would really, really suck if we only get to live three weeks longer than bin laden.” –Jimmy Kimmel