The Intellect And Wit Of Obama Lives In Irony

Fearless Reader proves his prowess at speaking extemporaneously and without benefit of his faithful friend TOTUS.

We are seldom allowed insight in to the intellect of our president as an extempore speaker and the folowing quotes will clear up several misconceptions as to why.

“Part of the facts is understanding we have a problem, and part of the facts is what you’re going to do about it.”

“You’re free. And freedom is beautiful. And you know, it will take time to restore chaos and order – order out of chaos. But we will”

“I’m going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy talking on the issue, I guess it’s the mother in me.”

“My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate.”

“After all, public education is where children from all over America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society.”

“It’s negative to think about blowing each other up. That’s not a positive thought. That’s a Cold War thought. That’s a thought when people were enemies with each other.”

“It’s very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America.”

“Columbia carried in its payroll classroom experiments from some of our students in America.”

“See, the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this sh*t, and it’s over”

The collective thoughts of the Obamas as a couple reflect true genius and character of the First Couple.

“When we ground out our cigarettes in the hallway carpet or set our stereos so loud that the walls began to shake, we were resisting bourgeois society’s stifling constraints.” – Barack Obama

“If you don’t know how many houses you have, then it’s not surprising that you might think the economy is fundamentally strong. But if you’re like me, and you got one house, or you are like the millions of people who are struggling right now to keep up with their mortgage so they don’t lose their home, then you might have a different perspective.” -Barack Obama

“The truth is most Americans don’t want much. Folks don’t want the whole pie. Most Americans feel blessed to thrive a little bit, but that’s out of reach for them. The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.” -Michelle Obama

As a speaker, You should always assume someone is recording

“It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

From Barack Obama’s book, “Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance” published in 2004. Written by domestic terrorist William Ayers from notes provided by Barack, according to Michelle. He allows us an intimate look in to the most intimate aspects of his personality.

“I ceased to advertise my mother’s race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.” -Barack Obama

“In Indonesia, I had spent two years at a Muslim school … I studied the Koran.” -Barack Obama

“The person who made me proudest of all, though, was [half brother] Roy. He converted to Islam.” -Barack Obama

“Lolo (Obama’s step father) followed a brand of Islam … I looked to Lolo for guidance.” -Barack Obama

“I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother’s race.” -Barack Obama.

During a campaign, it is occasionally necessary to speak without direction or scripted speech. It is an ability that defines an ability to think clearly and concisely.

I’m here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis.
– Barack Obama. Speaking via satellite to Democratic National Convention, while in Kansas City, Missouri, Aug. 25, 2008.

Let me introduce to you the next President — the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden.
– Barack Obama. An introduction by Obama during their first campaign rally, Springfield IL, August 23, 2008.

Just this past week, we passed out of the out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee — which is my committee — a bill to call for divestment from Iran as way of ratcheting up the pressure to ensure that they don’t obtain a nuclear weapon.
– Barack Obama. Referring to committee he didn’t serve on, Sderot, Israel, July 23, 2008.

Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. It will be a strong friend of Israel’s under a McCain…administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel’s under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change.
– Barack Obama. Amman, Jordan, July 22, 2008.

On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.
– Barack Obama

Hold on one second, sweetie, we’re going to do — we’ll do a press avail.
– Barack Obama

To female reporter for ABC’s Detroit affiliate who asked about his plan to help American autoworkers.

I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.
– Barack Obama

Asked a foreign policy question while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania during the 2008 campaign.
It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.
– Barack Obama

Trying to rationalize the difficulty swaying the blue collar vote during th 2008, presidential campaign.
The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn’t. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn’t know, you know, there’s a reaction that’s been bred in our experiences that don’t go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that’s just the nature of race in our society.
– Barack Obama

Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions.
– Barack Obama. Frustrated by reporters after a news conference, 2008 presidential camapaign.

In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.
– Barack Obama. Remark concerning a tornado that killed 12 people, 2007 speech blooper.

Ok, look, you know, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.
– Barack Obama. Explaining his drug abuse to magazine editors, November 2006.

About those Lies concerning the question of faith>

”What I was suggesting — you’re absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith…”

Barack Obama. An interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, who gallantly plunged in to correct Obama by saying ”your Christian faith,” and Obama was given the opportunity to implement damage control.

Without a complicit press and television networks acting as de facto propaganda bureaus and the ever present omnipotent teleprompter directing the chaotic, incoherent, and nonsensical thoughts of Barack Obama, this man would never even be given a serious consideration for national office. Yet there are those among us who are quick to caution us about the covert superior intellect of the man, reflecting the successful propaganda efforts. I can only say that if you believe the man has a superior intellect, you won’t find evidence within these quotes, but please provide me with some shred of evidence of this superior intellect. Send me an outline and I will write an essay on his brilliance. I’m not talking about being a token editor of the Harvard Law Review and writing absolutely nothing or writing a book his wife admitted they had to get a domestic terrorist to write. I want some hard cod evidence that proves the man can string a series of cognitive thoughts in a logical sequence, that’s all, just some shred of real evidence that the man isn’t a blithering idiot, without resorting to the omnipotent wisdom of TOTUS.

For the record, I m not so concerned that Obama might be a Muslim, but the fact that he feels compelled to lie about his Muslim sympathies is disturbing and brands him as being unworthy and unqualified.