Sunday Funnies

Earlier tonight, the White House held a big state dinner for Chinese president Hu Jintao. And, as is the custom with the Chinese people, they brought President Obama a gift. It was some bootleg DVDs of “The Green Hornet” and “Little Fockers.” How do they get them so quickly? – Jay Leno, The Tonight Show, Wednesday January 19, 2011

Next week, Chinese President Hu Jintao will be at the White House. The good news: he has no plans to foreclose! We can stay another month. -Jay Leno, The Tonight Show, Wednesday 01/12/2011