The heaviest snowfall in six decades has largely paralyzed New York and the surrounding states.
Sound familiar? It should.
That cannibalism thing might not really be true, but as Randall Robinson would say, I stand by the rest.
But where is Waldobama during this crisis?
He can’t be bothered! He’s on vacation!
George Bush was roundly criticized for his actions following Katrina, but at least he did something. Barack Obama does nothing and escapes media scrutiny completely.