Just a heads up on the front side: Yes, this is another mosque post….
But wait, this one is different. I promise. 🙂
Trust me and click here:
Still with me? Great.
I have to admit that when I heard it I laughed at the the sheer ingenuity of this idea.
Roll the tape:
Great idea, eh?
So…..if you had to pick a name for the proposed Islamic friendly gay bar next door to the the Ground Zero mosque, what would you call it?
h/t – PatVann
Video via The Right Scoop
I got this from Uncle Jimbos website “In the Crosshairs”
Linky: http://unclejimbo.com
He pretty much has to call it Mohammed’s Man Meet right? Or even better Mohammed’s Man Mecca “Come for the boys, stay for the goats”
Now that’s comedy!
Cresent Moons.
Boy, is that rich. It seems that they’re not really interested in tolerance — only appeasement. I’m fresh out.
“Go Blow Mo” would be an appropriate name for the Islamic friendly gay bar.
The Rough Trade Center
The NASA Uranus Room
Spitzer’s Suckatorium
I had it linked in your “other” post, but it does needs it own.
THIS is how to fight it. Within the margins of our constitution, dammit!
“Mo’s Alley” is the name I decree.
@Patvann:
I’m sorry Pat. I missed it over there.
I’ll be sure to add a tip o’ the hat for you.
No no no. 😀 No tip required or requested. My fault for being too lazy to “reader-post” it.
Can I open a nice Jewish Deli on the other side?
No?
Maybe a nice pet shop specializing in miniature pot belly pigs?
No?
Maybe a womens only gym, you know, with the plate glass windows so you can look outside and watch the public while you work out in your tight exercise work out stuff.
No?
OK then, I’ll just get a food cart and sell real Texas BBQ. just imagine the business I’ll get when they smell my smoker cooking up those delicious pork ribs,,, I’ll even run a special for Gutfields bar, “Adams Ribs-n-Basket”
“The Mo’hamEids” next to Greg’s “Pair Rug”
LMAO!!! That’s actually brilliant.
http://blog.jinni.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/aladdin.jpg
“Go ahead… rub it…”
[Courtesy embed -Aye] – Thanks!
Oh come on… no “contrarians” or “muzzie teamsters” here? 😆 Okay, I’ll bite.
I still vote for FBI/CIA offices on one side, and recruiting offices for every branch of US military on the other.
Then the bar and deli next door to them. How about that?
Tony Roma’s on the other side.
Now I’m getting hungry……
“Face Down On A Rug”
“Prayer Position”
Islamic Fudge-Packing Emporium
Terrorist Teabagging & Tonsorial Arts Center
Drag Queen Jihad Factory
Mohammedan Man-do-Man Mall
Burkas & Barbarians Bestiality Bazaar
Queer Koran Korner
“Pork -n- Queens”
@Aye Chi
Left hand finger lickin’ good
How can I invest in this? I am all for tolerance and cross whatever they said.
The Scepter Recepter
Ramadan Rump Rangers
Tossing Salahs
MataHarley– how about “InfiDeli”?
For the strip joint, I like the simplicity of “Beefcake Mecca”
Sausage Ka’aba
In case it has been reported on FA and I missed it, we find out that half of the property the mosque would be built on is owned by someone else, and the guy putting up the millions of dollars was a waiter in a restaurant a few months ago. Hurray for Fox News. You know, the one Obama told us not to listen to.
Osama’s Place
Infidels Club
You also have to have a:
Strip club specializing in burka removals. Could also have male strippers.
Liquor store
Christian and Jewish gift shop
Come on, Smogasbord… you’re being a kill joy. Like we don’t already have enough serious threads?? LOL
No, Soho Properties head honcho was not a “waiter in a restaurant” a few months ago. That commercial real estate Manhattan office has been around since at least 2003, that I know of. Perhaps before under a different name. Dunno. There’s also a Bangkok Soho Properties, and may be a related affiliate office.
And the adjacent building.. that has walls knocked out to join it to accommodate the former Burlington Coat Factory… is owned by Con Edison. And they weren’t waiters a few months ago either. Soho Properties has a long term lease (I believe 60 years) plus a purchase option they can exercise.
So what’s your point? And if you have one, can you move it over to the other thread? Cause this one is just too much fun to screw up, guy.
I had to get out of bed to try this one on for everyone:
“The Mo’homo’d”
Oh no he di-en’t!
And I still want to open a BBQ pork rib shop on the other side.
“You’ll want my babybackbabybackbabybackribs!”
Jihadi Mountin
Allah Akbar and Grill
Infidelities
The Lovegoat
And from my son- Al Jizzera’s
Humpin & a Bumpin
Stone throw away
@MataHarley: I do have a very good sense of humor and even came up with a truck driver joke:
QUESTION
What do you have when a truck driver is sitting in his driver’s seat.
ANSWER
A driver’s side wind bag.
I sent FA two picture that they put on a Weekly Open Thread at:
They are the one at the top and at #8.
I replied to some questions on #43 and answered them in #44 (just read questions 3-5)
As far as the waiter, you’ll have to take that up with Fox News. They are the ones who reported it. They also said that the other half of the property was owned by Con Edison like you said and that nothing has been said about buying it yet. Mayor Bloomberg said that getting the property won’t be a problem. I wonder how much they donated to him?
When it comes to Muslims and how they don’t immigrate to a country and accept their culture, instead try to change it to theirs, I loose my sense of humor. There is now a report out that the Egyptian Foreign Minister said, “The American President told me in confidence that he is a Muslim.” I just learned of it and haven’t gotten all of the details yet, and don’t know if it is true, but one sight that you can read about it is at: http://skipper810.wordpress.com/2010/06/17/two-sources-are-now-saying-that-what-everyone-has-suspected-is-true%E2%80%A6-that-obama-is-a-muslim/
I admit that I don’t have a sense of humor in this particular area.
I have emailed you some posters that I made so that I can display them at Tea Party events. You will see that I have a good sense of humor.
I remember some jokes during the first Iraqi war.
QUESTION
Why aren’t there any K-Marts in Iraq?
ANSWER
Because there is already a target on every block.
QUESTION
What do they say when Sodom Hussein enters a bar?
ANSWER
Incoming scud.
There’s a new singing group that formed called “No Kids On The Block.”
“Explosive TransVestite”
@Smorgasbord walked right into it: “Sodom Hussein’s”
“Scud Alley”
Bottomless Gay Bar next to the proposed Mosque near Ground Zero – “Dick’s Hangout”
Dick’s Club Shi’ite
Allahs’ Fu@kBar…
The community at the Gay Patriot blog appear to be having a good time with this, that is, all except one guy. They also have some clever ones:
http://www.gaypatriot.net/2010/08/11/greg-gutfelds-gay-bar-next-to-911-mosque/
oil guy’s Lovegoat cracked me up.
“Saddam Me”
“The Flaming Turban”
and one more, “Landing Gear”,
which was inspired by this classic “In Living Color” clip:
In case you missed it on the other thread:
http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/08/free_speech_lawsuit_nyc_bans_9.html
Don’t think Bloomberg will permit it – you know…just a little bending and twisting of a first amendment right or two…
But good glory…you guys are creative!!
Ummm…
This sounds sort of like a contest waiting to happen…
Except it’s also sort of happening already – all it needs is a vote – or a judge – or a prize…or _something_!!
From the Gay Patriot website – “Al Gayda”!
OMG I’m in tears over here!!
That has to be the winner. Especially with Adam Gadahn their American spokesman.
So there is “Thantha Bar”
http://www.eyeblast.tv/public/checker.aspx?v=XdZuQuaGSU
BOO!
@Brooky: Change that to “Bottoms Up.”
@suek: The prize will be having your suggested name on the front of the gay bar.
The Rooibooz Room
…or “The Rooiboys Room”….or “‘Mo’s Place”…or just “Mo’s”.
I think it was someone over at Ace of Spades who came up with the best name yet… Outfidels! ROFLMAO 😆
You’re Da Bomb
“72 Virgins”
(The entryway to be covered with 72 mirrors. Guess who the virgin is.)
“Berka Surprise”
“Osama Ben Dover”
“Gee-Head”
“The Oh!-Asses”
“Laurence of Arabia”
“Harem Scare-em”