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RangerUp 2nd Amendment Shirt Contest – Caption Finals

Posted by: Curt @ 9:00 am in Blogging  | 509 views

Ok, we’re on the home stretch. The top 12 entries are now up below. Vote for your favorite and the top two get a free RangerUp 2nd Amendment shirt.

Pick the best caption for the below picture:

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The below polls will close on Aug 11th at 8pm PST.

The essay’s for the third shirt and a few items from the Flopping Aces store will be up shortly.

Best Caption - Finals

  • Hmmm, I’ve been looking for hours and I still can’t find Africa-America. (19%, 32 Votes)
  • “Let’s redistribute the countries. Some are too small and other are too large…let’s make them all the same.” (17%, 30 Votes)
  • Wow, Israel is really tiny. We won’t miss it… (12%, 20 Votes)
  • “FOX said I’m in a state of Denial. That make 58 states. I wonder which of these it is?” (9%, 16 Votes)
  • “Damn! I’m running out of places to apologize for America.” (9%, 15 Votes)
  • “There’s gotta be somewhere I can hide that Biden guy” (8%, 14 Votes)
  • “Let’s see … America … America … hmm, I know it’s here somewhere.” (7%, 12 Votes)
  • Hmm, where should I take Michelle on our next date night? (5%, 9 Votes)
  • There. That one there. We haven’t apologized to them yet… (5%, 9 Votes)
  • “Hey! This map is defective! They left out Black America!!!” (4%, 7 Votes)
  • Planning the 2010 World Apologize Tour, President Obama realizes there aren’t that many stops left to make. Mauritinia? Guinea Bissau? Malawai? Ooooooh French Suriname, haven’t been there yet. (3%, 6 Votes)
  • Now, how does Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? (2%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 172

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8 comments so far

John Cooper
 1Reply to this comment  

What catches my eye isn’t the map, it’s Obama squatting on the Great Seal of the United States.

August 9th, 2009 at 11:05 am
don
 2Reply to this comment  

I know this is a late response………

WTF……I know there are 57 …. 1.. Alabama ..2…Alaska….

roflmao

August 9th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Old Trooper
 3Reply to this comment  

Mr. B. Hussein Soetero is just looking for non reciprocity nations and Montana is NOT one of them.

August 9th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Richard
 4Reply to this comment  

Wow! I can’t believe I made it to the finals! Thanks for the votes, everyone! (I’m responsible for “Damn! I’m running out of places to apologize for America.”)

August 10th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Moody Deep Thinker
 5Reply to this comment  

Umm, I count 48, but aren’t these up here ours, or not? Over here? Uhhh, teleprompter help me here…

August 11th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Jarhead8
 6Reply to this comment  

But when do my history books arrive? Geography’s a snap…58 states and all. I need to bone up on my history. Axelrod keeps feeding my bad historical references.

August 11th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Larry
 7Reply to this comment  

Just in case they do find the birth certificate where in the hell is Kenya?

August 11th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Mortis
 8Reply to this comment  

Wow, I can’t believe I won!!

August 12th, 2009 at 10:03 am

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