RangerUp 2nd Amendment Shirt Contest – Polls Open II

• “Damn! I’m running out of places to apologize for America.” (21%, 12 Votes)
• This map is out of date, it only has fifty states. (18%, 10 Votes)
• “I need to find out where Hawaii is. I told everyone I was born there.” (18%, 10 Votes)
• “OK Pinky, here’s the plan.” (14%, 8 Votes)
• Right now I’m just President Barack Hussein Obama, Community Organizer-in-Thief of the United States of America..But soon I will be World President, World Community Organizer, Barack Hussein Obama, Commander-in-Thief of everything on this map. (9%, 5 Votes)
• “Let’s see, Community Organizer, State Legislator, Senator, President, What can I run for next? ..Hey Hillary! What’s above President?” (9%, 5 Votes)
• If I can’t find my ass with both hands, how can I find Iraq? (5%, 3 Votes)
• Hey, who hung an atlas in front of my desk??? (2%, 1 Votes)
• Are you smaaaaarter than a fiifth grader (2%, 1 Votes)
• “This means something…” (2%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 56

• “Hey! This map is defective! They left out Black America!!!” (46%, 23 Votes)
• I’d surrender to you, and you, and you, annnnd you…. (20%, 10 Votes)
• “Damnit, there’s gotta be a country where I’m still popular, there just HAS to be!” (16%, 8 Votes)
• And where is the little X that says “Messiah is here”? (8%, 4 Votes)
• I’ve crapped on you, sucked up to you, crapped on you… (4%, 2 Votes)
• You’ve melted my beautifully wicked health care plan! What a world! What a world! (4%, 2 Votes)
• So THAT’S where Carmen San Diego is!!! (2%, 1 Votes)
• “Now where are those hanging Chads of Kerry’s?” (0%, 0 Votes)
• “After I take this dump, Israel and England won’t get me past wipe to polish. Maybe I should tear out Canada and Texas as well.” (0%, 0 Votes)
• Sure we can visit you soon “JOE” (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 50

• Now, how does Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? (22%, 12 Votes)
• “You know, if I plan the next three and a half years carefully, I can travel to each and every one of these countries, apologize for America, and never have to do any heavy lifting back home.” (17%, 9 Votes)
• “Rahm! Boobytrap this map with a bunch of made up countries and hang it in Hillary’s office.” (15%, 8 Votes)
• “What! I thought Chicago was literally in the center of the world.” (15%, 8 Votes)
• When I am president of all this…… (note to self “need more tzars”) (11%, 6 Votes)
• Where’s Waldo? (7%, 4 Votes)
• I got the little bitty children in my hands, I got the whole world in my hands. (6%, 3 Votes)
• “USSR? What the heck is that?” (4%, 2 Votes)
• “Rahm! I still can’t see the pirate ship!….this is really hard” (4%, 2 Votes)
• “Hmm. This historic map on loan to us from Great Britain still list Kenya as the British East African Protectorate. That offends me. Send it back to the Queen.” (-1%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 54

• Wow, Israel is really tiny. We won’t miss it… (27%, 15 Votes)
• Hmmmm!! President of the world, I like it. (23%, 13 Votes)
• “Red state, Blue state, Red state…Oh for the love of…Rahm bring me my blue Crayons! (11%, 6 Votes)
• Should I go to Mecca for vacation next year? (9%, 5 Votes)
• Now, let me think, which Continent would Chavez like…… (7%, 4 Votes)
• “What the hell is this?” (7%, 4 Votes)
• “I *KNOW* that I am right …. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 … 48, 49, 50. Which ONE did I miss THIS TIME?” (7%, 4 Votes)
• They love me… They love me not… They love me… They love me not… (5%, 3 Votes)
• How do I change the channel to Fox? Love me some Hannity! (4%, 2 Votes)
• First, you getta the money, Then, you getta the votes, Then, you getta the power, It’s all mine…… (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 56

• There. That one there. We haven’t apologized to them yet… (30%, 16 Votes)
• Why are all of these countries different colors? Can’t we all just get along? (19%, 10 Votes)
• “Got it, got it, need it, need it, need it, got it……” (13%, 7 Votes)
• Let’s see, drop off Mo and the girls in Kuwait, shake the press, hit the Haji and be back in time for Thanksgiving. (9%, 5 Votes)
• “Mine! All mine!” (9%, 5 Votes)
• [Whistling:] “I left my name . . . in Indonesia” (8%, 4 Votes)
• Whew! I’m so glad that the USA is on the LEFT side of the map! It seems like a sign somehow. (4%, 2 Votes)
• If socialism works in Yurrup, why won’t it work HERE? (4%, 2 Votes)
• Let me see now, where is Tegucigalpa? (4%, 2 Votes)
• “Heads will roll. This is supposed to be a flat panel TV according to Biden.” (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 53

• Planning the 2010 World Apologize Tour, President Obama realizes there aren’t that many stops left to make. Mauritinia? Guinea Bissau? Malawai? Ooooooh French Suriname, haven’t been there yet. (21%, 11 Votes)
• “FOX said I’m in a state of Denial. That make 58 states. I wonder which of these it is?” (21%, 11 Votes)
• Pockeestahn? Pockeestahn. It’s got to be here somewhere. Is this map up to date? (15%, 8 Votes)
• “So this is the new Congressional redistricting plan.” (11%, 6 Votes)
• “Finally I can play Risk with real armies.” (8%, 4 Votes)
• Rahm! The teleprompter fell again! (6%, 3 Votes)
• “Now, let me see . . . where is Afghanistan?” (6%, 3 Votes)
• Let’s see… If I send Hillary here and Biden there…. (6%, 3 Votes)
• “Which ones America again… Oh yea the one below Asia.” (4%, 2 Votes)
• “OK, I’m in position, now someone slide this under my butt.” (2%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 53