The contest to win this shirt:
Is now on. The captions have been made for the below picture by the readers of Flopping Aces:
And there were a lot of entries so to make it a bit easier on voting and to prevent your eyes from going crosseyed, I’ve only put the first 50 into the below five polls. 10 to choose from in each poll, make one choice. These five polls end on Aug 7th at 8pm PST.
Tomorrow I’ll add the next five, and those polls will end on Aug 8th at 8pm PST.
Once the finalists have been chosen then we have one last vote and the top two will win a shirt each.
The essay’s for the third shirt and a few items from the Flopping Aces store will be up shortly.
Best Caption
- Hmmm, I’ve been looking for hours and I still can’t find Africa-America. (23%, 19 Votes)
- And the next stop on the Obama Apology Tour is…… (17%, 14 Votes)
- “Well damn…It’s flat after all.” (14%, 12 Votes)
- Now where is that 57th state? Hummmm…….. You know the one I haven’t visited yet. (11%, 9 Votes)
- And this will be mine, all mine, Mr. Bond. (10%, 8 Votes)
- Now, where’s that pesky Israel everyone keeps talking about. (8%, 7 Votes)
- Crapping on the Presidential Seal is fun! Tee-hee! I’ll bleme the mess on Bush!!! (6%, 5 Votes)
- “Now where was that again where I was born? Hmmm…” (5%, 4 Votes)
- After I turn the US into a 3rd World Country, I will be King of this World and adored by all. (5%, 4 Votes)
- This isn’t Chicago, is it? (1%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 83
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- Hmm, where should I take Michelle on our next date night? (23%, 16 Votes)
- We need a Czar of map hanging around here… (21%, 15 Votes)
- 2 Brazilian soldiers died? How many is a Brazilian? Oh! There’s Brazil. I get it now!! (18%, 13 Votes)
- 48…49….50 Only 50? Huh! I could’ve sworn there were 57! (13%, 9 Votes)
- I just can't quite locate those 57 states but I know there here somewhere... (7%, 5 Votes)
- Whoever created this got it all wrong. Thankfully my quadrillion dollar tectonic-plate-shifting stimulus package will soon change all that! (7%, 5 Votes)
- Hmmm – X on Afghanistan, O on Turkey and another X on Iraq. I think Dubya was playing Tic Tac Toe with the Middle East. (4%, 3 Votes)
- "After the pile of shit I'm about to unload, I'll have to wipe with both hands" (3%, 2 Votes)
- “David (Axelrod), where am I going next?” (3%, 2 Votes)
- He got the whole world in his hands But he’s bogged down in Afghanistan (1%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 71
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- “There’s gotta be somewhere I can hide that Biden guy” (30%, 21 Votes)
- Map, Map, Against my desk, Which one of these countries LOVES ME the Best! (27%, 19 Votes)
- “Let’s see… are there any allies left for me to piss off?” (15%, 11 Votes)
- Where’s D.C.? Isn’t D.C. a state? (8%, 6 Votes)
- Waldo must be here somewhere! (6%, 4 Votes)
- “I wonder if this will be low enough for King Abdullah” (6%, 4 Votes)
- “They keep telling me the world is round…but it sure looks flat to me.” (4%, 3 Votes)
- I can see Chicago from my white house !!! (3%, 2 Votes)
- “Muahahaha! It will all be mine! MINE! MuuahAHAHAHAHAHA!” (1%, 1 Votes)
- I thought the world was round. (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 71
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- “Let’s redistribute the countries. Some are too small and other are too large…let’s make them all the same.” (32%, 22 Votes)
- There’s got to be someplace on this map where the single-payer healthcare plan came in on budget. (26%, 18 Votes)
- “Rahm, you really think I can be the king of all this?” (15%, 10 Votes)
- Darn it. Caught in the Chocolate Swamp again. And I was this close to reaching King Kandy. (6%, 4 Votes)
- Ok, so where IS Waldo? Jeez this is hard… (6%, 4 Votes)
- ‘Hey Joe – come and look at this crazy Magic Eye picture – if you stare long enough you can see Dolphins prancing out of the sea with olive branches in their mouths’ (4%, 3 Votes)
- I’ve Got The Whole World, In My Hands…….. (4%, 3 Votes)
- ‘See I knew the Earth was flat…’ (3%, 2 Votes)
- “Let’s see…where do I need to lower the sea levels, and move the continents in order to make this one fully connected world?” (3%, 2 Votes)
- (Humming to We are the World) ‘We can’t go on pretending day by day that someone, somewhere will soon make a change’ (1%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 68
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- Caption: “Let’s see … America … America … hmm, I know it’s here somewhere.” (31%, 21 Votes)
- “Damn, if only I had used a hammer once in my life, I could put this damn thing on the wall where it belongs….” (19%, 13 Votes)
- Obamaman – “To the Obamaplane Boy Biden! We need to apologise to the penguins in Antarctica for the global warming we are inflicting upon them!” Boy Biden – “Zowie! Are there hot Ukranian babes there (12%, 8 Votes)
- “Damn Birthers”. (9%, 6 Votes)
- “This Diplomacy game is hard” (7%, 5 Votes)
- “oooo I can see Russia from my house too!” (6%, 4 Votes)
- “Get ready Biden, I’m coming for Kamchatka!” (6%, 4 Votes)
- “Where or where have my records all gone, Oh where oh where could they be? The birthers are looking, my lawyers are laughing Oh where or where have they gone?” (4%, 3 Votes)
- “I thought we tracked Santa Claus?” (4%, 3 Votes)
- Those things in the picture look just like my poops. (2%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 67
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