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Now where is that 57th state? Hummmm…….. You know the one I haven’t visited yet.

And the next stop on the Obama Apology Tour is…….

This isn’t Chicago, is it?

Now, where’s that pesky Israel everyone keeps talking about.

Crapping on the Presidential Seal is fun! Tee-hee! I’ll bleme the mess on Bush!!!

And this will be mine, all mine, Mr. Bond.

Waldo must be here somewhere!

I can see Chicago from my white house !!!

“Muahahaha! It will all be mine! MINE! MuuahAHAHAHAHAHA!”

or

“They keep telling me the world is round…but it sure looks flat to me.”

“Let’s see… are there any allies left for me to piss off?”

or

“There’s gotta be somewhere I can hide that Biden guy”

or

“I wonder if this will be low enough for King Abdullah”

Those things in the picture look just like my poops.

Caption: “Let’s see … America … America … hmm, I know it’s here somewhere.”

Obamaman – “To the Obamaplane Boy Biden! We need to apologise to the penguins in Antarctica for the global warming we are inflicting upon them!”

Boy Biden – “Zowie! Are there hot Ukranian babes there?”

“This Diplomacy game is hard”

“I thought we tracked Santa Claus?”

“Now where are those hanging Chads of Kerry’s?”

“After I take this dump, Israel and England won’t get me past wipe to polish. Maybe I should tear out Canada and Texas as well.”

So THAT’S where Carmen San Diego is!!!

I’ve crapped on you, sucked up to you, crapped on you…

Hey, I can see my house from here!

I’d surrender to you, and you, and you, annnnd you….

The first thing that came to mind when I saw this photo…

Now, let me think, which Continent would Chavez like……

Hmmmm!! President of the world, I like it.

Picture a thought bubble over Obumble’s head…

“What the hell is this?”

First, you getta the money,
Then, you getta the votes,
Then, you getta the power,

It’s all mine……

“Red state, Blue state, Red state…Oh for the love of…Rahm bring me my blue Crayons!

They love me… They love me not… They love me… They love me not…

Rahm! The teleprompter fell again!

Caption:

“Which ones America again… Oh yea the one below Asia.”

Let’s see… If I send Hillary here and Biden there….

Why are all of these countries different colors?
Can’t we all just get along?

Let me see now, where is Tegucigalpa?

If socialism works in Yurrup, why won’t it work HERE?

Let’s see, drop off Mo and the girls in Kuwait, shake the press, hit the Haji and be back in time for Thanksgiving.

“Rahm! I still can’t see the pirate ship!….this is really hard”
or
“Got it, got it, need it, need it, need it, got it……”

When I am president of all this…… (note to self “need more tzars”)
.

“Hmm. This historic map on loan to us from Great Britain still list Kenya as the British East African Protectorate. That offends me. Send it back to the Queen.”

“Rahm! Boobytrap this map with a bunch of made up countries and hang it in Hillary’s office.”

Now, how does Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

(1) “This means something…”

(2) “What the hell is this? That one kind of looks like a donkey…And look! there’s a boot in the middle of that sea thingamabobber!”

(3) “Let’s see, Community Organizer, State Legislator, Senator, President, What can I run for next? ..Hey Hillary! What’s above President?”

(4) “Holy crap! Alaska’s a lot bigger than Illinois.”

(5) “I don’t see any ice caps at all in this picture! Why this proves Al Gore’s right!!!”

(6) “Where can I screw-up next?”

(7) “There’s got to be someplace I can send Biden to shut him up. …But where!!!”

(8) “Which one is the U.N.?”

(9) “Call my Internet Czar. GoogleEarth is broken.”

(10) “OK Pinky, here’s the plan.”

(11) “So this is the new Congressional redistricting plan.”

(12) “OK, I’m in position, now someone slide this under my butt.”

(13) “Hey! This map is defective! They left out Black America!!!”

(14) “I need to find out where Hawaii is. I told everyone I was born there.”

(15) “Finally I can play Risk with real armies.”

(16) “FOX said I’m in a state of Denial. That make 58 states. I wonder which of these it is?”

Are you smaaaaarter than a fiifth grader

“Damn! I’m running out of places to apologize for America.”

This map is out of date, it only has fifty states.

Come on you essayists! Some of you folks write comments with more than 400 words. Surely, more than two of you can write an essay of less than 400 words touting the good things about the 2nd Amendment.

CAPTION:
(he thinks)*
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I’ve Got The Whole World, In My Hands……..
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(imo…ugh).

“Rahm, you really think I can be the king of all this?”

“Let’s redistribute the countries. Some are too small and other are too large…let’s make them all the same.”

(Humming to We are the World)
‘We can’t go on pretending day by day that someone, somewhere will soon make a change’

‘See I knew the Earth was flat…’

‘Hey Joe – come and look at this crazy Magic Eye picture – if you stare long enough you can see Dolphins prancing out of the sea with olive branches in their mouths’

Ditto wins on sheer volume. Bodacious, dude…or dudette…

Hmm, where should I take Michelle on our next date night?

We need a Czar of map hanging around here…

“David (Axelrod), where am I going next?”

I just can’t quite locate those 57 states but I know there here somewhere…