Comments on: 5 Million Visitor Contest – Polls Open

By: Curt

Curt — Sat, 30 May 2009 17:50:03 +0000

Sorry Mike, can't be five winners. The top five just went into the finals (six actually since two were tied)

By: Palmetto Mike

Palmetto Mike — Sat, 30 May 2009 14:46:26 +0000

It looks like the polls are closed. How do I go about picking the 1st place prizes from the Flopping Aces store without getting charged? Thanks, this was fun.

By: Timothy

Timothy — Sat, 30 May 2009 02:32:32 +0000

Admiral, you have failed me for the last time (Vader like voice)

By: Sponge

Sponge — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:27:24 +0000

I kinda like “MAN I really wish I had a burger THIS BIG”…..but that’s just me.

By: adagioforstrings

adagioforstrings — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:01:12 +0000

I only ended up in the majority when I voted in Group A, but the rest of my votes were in the top 50%, & usually in the top 3, so I’m not a complete 3 sigma outlier data point.

By: ditto

ditto — Thu, 28 May 2009 11:11:13 +0000

I had to read that first one in “Group A” twice to realize it was not saying “Gophers”:

“The streets will flow with the blood of the GOPers!”

It kept putting me in mind of the movie Caddyshack:

SANDY [Head Grounds Keeper with heavy Scottish brougue]: Carl, I want you to kill all the gophers on the course.

CARL: Correct me if I’m wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’ll lock me up and throw away the key.

SANDY: Not golfers, you great git! Gophers- the little brown, furry rodents!

CARL: We can do that. We don’t even need a reason.

By: liam09

liam09 — Wed, 27 May 2009 23:40:01 +0000

i love how people keep posting captions

By: Cara

Cara — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:47:13 +0000

“I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog, too”

By: blast

blast — Wed, 27 May 2009 04:51:31 +0000

I probably should have said “hey Bill where is my sax”

I voted for myself, how D-baggin I am.

By: Nan

Nan — Wed, 27 May 2009 02:06:48 +0000

Can you put “I” in front of

can behead you with these Barry. So cover my back or else.
Thanks a bunch.

By: playwithfire

playwithfire — Wed, 27 May 2009 01:32:33 +0000

Five! Five Dolllar! Five Dollar foot looonngs!!

By: Jarhead68

Jarhead68 — Tue, 26 May 2009 22:16:28 +0000

This is like eating at a New York Diner…too many damn choices. I’ll pass on voting.

By: Scott Malensek

Scott Malensek — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:31:50 +0000

This pic reminds me of the time I put in my kids’ DVD of Toy Story, and left it on GERMAN instead of English. Watching Woody tell all the other toys that moving day has been moved up was simply PRICELESS!!!! Try it. It was exactly like this photo.

By: Neo

Neo — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:53:44 +0000

If I ever get my hands on the garment worker that made this outfit, I will strangle them to death.

By: mcnorman

mcnorman — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:49:28 +0000

I thought she was trading Botox by the barrel.