Comments on: 5 Million Visit Contest

By: desertdweller

desertdweller — Mon, 25 May 2009 00:45:43 +0000

Those Republicans want to tax BOTOX injections?

By: desertdweller

desertdweller — Mon, 25 May 2009 00:27:59 +0000

"Curt at Flopping Aces is mocking me as part a 5 Million Visit Contest? I never visited that site. Last time I entered a caption contest I LOST!"

By: yonason

yonason — Sun, 24 May 2009 23:46:19 +0000

George Bush?! GEORGE BUSH??!! Sloooooooly, I turned, ….step by step, …inch by inch, ….

alternate, from a variation on that routine …
“My brother’s insane, but I’m all right. He told me so.”

By: Elektra

Elektra — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:58:19 +0000

Pelosi went into great detail on Sunday in describing what human CO2 emissions do to the atmosphere of our planet. When asked about her own hot air, she was quoted as saying, “I do not..I repeat..do NOT breathe!”

By: Chris.

Chris. — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:32:17 +0000

No, what the CIA told me was that waterboarding gave the bad guys breast out to here! I only wanted them to have what I never got.

By: jainphx

jainphx — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:02:33 +0000

I said I’m not going to answer any more questions on that, go ahead ask one more and I’ll scratch your eyes out.

By: Terry

Terry — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:55:54 +0000

“No, no you can’t get away. From hell’s heart I stab at thee…for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.” Apologies to Khan Noonien Singh

By: Bob S.

Bob S. — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:34:23 +0000

O, crap! Lightbringer had already used the Wizard of Oz angle…..and it was a far better one than mine. Gotta go with yours!

By: Bob S.

Bob S. — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:31:54 +0000

“These things need to be handled dellllllicately”

By: desertdweller

desertdweller — Sun, 24 May 2009 15:15:29 +0000

“Forget waterboarding! I could make Khalid Sheik Muhammed talk by wrapping my scrawny chicken-bone fingers around his neck until . . . never mind.”

By: Lightbringer

Lightbringer — Sun, 24 May 2009 14:33:23 +0000

“Panetta, you cursed brat! I’m melting… Melltinnngg!! Oh my world, my world! Who would have thought a Democrat hack like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness…?”

By: blogforce one

blogforce one — Sun, 24 May 2009 13:40:45 +0000

” Panetta, you talking to ME???”

By: blogforce one

blogforce one — Sun, 24 May 2009 13:38:53 +0000

“Darth Cheney, I vant to drringk yourr blood! I need power! more power!!!”

By: Sid

Sid — Sun, 24 May 2009 13:13:09 +0000

“My precious, I must have my precious…ooops the cameras are rolling, what did I say?, Crap! Uh, the CIA under orders from Bush were putting words in my mouth…that was not me you just heard…it was Cheney, yes that’s it…it was Cheney”~

By: J.N. Sterneker

J.N. Sterneker — Sun, 24 May 2009 12:14:09 +0000

Grrrrrrrrrr!