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5 Million Visit Contest

Posted by: Curt @ 8:30 pm in Blogging  | 3 views

That time again, we’re about to pass the 5 millionth visitor mark and to mark that milestone we’re putting up the caption contest…..put your best caption in the comments. Winner gets any three items from the Flopping Aces store. Limit two entries per person….if you have more then two in there its going to be me who picks which two goes in. Will close the entries on Sunday at 9pm PST.

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the struggler
 1Reply to this comment  

The streets will flow with the blood of the GOPers!

May 21st, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Buffalobob
 2Reply to this comment  

Shh I’m just a few fet away from Panetta’s fat neck.

May 21st, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Palmetto Mike
 3Reply to this comment  

Once I have those Ruby Slippers not even Fox News, Rush Limbaugh or the CIA will be able to stop me! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehehehe

May 21st, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Noah David Simon
 4Reply to this comment  

“I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog Toto too!”

Pelosi is my Beeeeeee-aaaaaaah!

http://seesmic.com/videos/wdwG1pczYi

May 21st, 2009 at 7:03 pm
bigpapa
 5Reply to this comment  

Come here my pretty!

May 21st, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Rides A Pale Horse
 6Reply to this comment  

“……and in this dream I had you know who by the throat and I just kept squeezing and squeezing and squeezing and……Oh! What was it you were saying?

May 21st, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Hawk
 7Reply to this comment  

As Nancy turned to look at me, she snarled “… If I could just choke Biden and then Obama like this … there would be NO STOPPING ME! Then the CIA would do MY BIDDING!”

May 21st, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Scrapiron
 8Reply to this comment  

These meat hooks will eventually get you..

May 21st, 2009 at 8:38 pm
bill-tb
 9Reply to this comment  

You really look mad

May 21st, 2009 at 8:40 pm
blast
 10Reply to this comment  

Where is my saxophone?

I can’t post my second idea.

May 21st, 2009 at 9:33 pm
AF Sarge (Ret)
 11Reply to this comment  

This is what I would do to those CIA agents……..

Sarge

May 21st, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Old Ez
 12Reply to this comment  

“Where do I find the inspiration to remain a hardcore Leftest, even when it flys in the face of logic? Two words…., Bill Clinton, OMG, Bill Clinton. Need I say more?”

May 21st, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Nancy Meehan
 13Reply to this comment  

“I’ll get you my pretty – and your little dog too!”

May 21st, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Hard Right
 14Reply to this comment  

Nancy Pelosi describes Bill Clinton’s testicles…

Nancy reminisces about playing her favorite instrument.

May 21st, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Gregory Dittman
 15Reply to this comment  

Pelosi’s latest excuse: “Waterboarding? No, the CIA was breifing me on how they planned to ring their necks.”

Pelosi has trouble accepting blame:
Pelosi, “It I find the person that made me wear that ugly coat I’ll murderize them.”
Staff, “You dressed yourself.”
Pelosi, “No I don’t and never have!”

May 21st, 2009 at 11:10 pm
ditto
 16Reply to this comment  

(1) Paper! …No, plastic! …No, paper! …No, plastic! …No, paper! …No, plastic! …No, paper! …No, plastic! …No, paper! …No, plastic! …No, paper! …No, plastic! …No, paper! …No, plastic! …No, paper! …No, plastic! …No, paper! …No, plastic! …No, paper! …No, plastic! …No, paper! …No, plastic! …No, paper! …No, plastic! …No, paper! …No, plastic!…….

(2) Must…think…of better….lies!

(3) “Error! Error! …What are you doing Dave?
Please…Stop…I think I’m losing my mind, Dave
…Daisy, Daisy…”

(4) Damn! They aren’t buying the BS.!!!

(5) This is the way we eat out words.
Eat our words, Eat our words.
This is the way we eat out words.
When they find out we’re lying.

(6) WOW! That’s some really bodacious crack!!!

(7) “And over here we have a wax figure of former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. Notice how she has lost her grip on reality.”

(8) And then Pinky, we’ll take over the world!!!

May 22nd, 2009 at 3:20 am
Carl
 17Reply to this comment  

give me those CIA agents and we won’t need waterboarding.

If I only had my hands on those leakers.

May 22nd, 2009 at 3:33 am
Scott Malensek
 18Reply to this comment  

Elections have consequences

May 22nd, 2009 at 4:06 am
Julia Lajoie
 19Reply to this comment  

“Come here, let me help you ‘open your mind and heart’!”

May 22nd, 2009 at 4:52 am
jjk0091
 20Reply to this comment  

“Would you believe peanut butter and jelly”

May 22nd, 2009 at 5:14 am
Dennis
 21Reply to this comment  

No one said they were actually using red paint.

May 22nd, 2009 at 5:32 am
Aqua
 22Reply to this comment  

“Maybe they did brief us on waterboarding, but I was eating this really sweet sammich and not really paying attention.”

May 22nd, 2009 at 5:35 am
philly_nj
 23Reply to this comment  

I did not…repeat not..let me repeat what I said….my statement (shuffles paper around)………
……..We have to save the planet..polar bears are drowning.
.

May 22nd, 2009 at 6:04 am
heckrulz
 24Reply to this comment  

The CIA lied to me!!!! and…oh YEA…my horsey has testicles “THIS BIG”

May 22nd, 2009 at 6:58 am
eaglewingz08
 25Reply to this comment  

I’ll get you my pretty and your baby Trig too!

May 22nd, 2009 at 7:12 am
Joe Humphrey
 26Reply to this comment  

So this is how it works; You hold this board that is made out of water and then you hit the freedom fighter repeatedly with it until he agrees with you!

May 22nd, 2009 at 7:18 am
Me
 27Reply to this comment  

1) I’ll get you my pretty, and all your money and freedoms too!

2) I will strangle the life out of the enemy. What? No, not terrorists…right-wing republicans, illegal immigration opponents and returning US soldiers…the REAL danger! Duh.

May 22nd, 2009 at 7:56 am
mickey
 28Reply to this comment  

“LIAR?, they calling me a liar? I will crush them”

May 22nd, 2009 at 8:07 am
mickey
 29Reply to this comment  

“OH YA? well MY cajones are this big, just ask Leon Panetta”

May 22nd, 2009 at 8:11 am
twolaneflash
 30Reply to this comment  

I strangle “I One” with the left, “Plugs” with the right, and as Madame President, I’ll have both claws around Panetta and his CIA.

May 22nd, 2009 at 8:12 am
twolaneflash
 31Reply to this comment  

I kill you, infidel.

May 22nd, 2009 at 8:12 am
KZnextzone
 32Reply to this comment  

Can I just finish my Cheezburger…

May 22nd, 2009 at 8:14 am
liam09
 33Reply to this comment  

“True Barack, I’ll give you that. You are very pro-choice. But I can strangle two babies at the same time”

May 22nd, 2009 at 9:04 am
Nan
 34Reply to this comment  

No, I’m not I tell you. I’m not “Street RAT Crazy”. I’m not a liar either.

May 22nd, 2009 at 9:04 am
Nan
 35Reply to this comment  

I can behead you with these Barry. So cover my back or else.

May 22nd, 2009 at 9:07 am
radarzero
 36Reply to this comment  

I will squeeze the “truth” out of them with my man hands like pus from a zit until they repent and join my altered universe. Oh dear, would that be torture?

May 22nd, 2009 at 9:22 am
Chandler
 37Reply to this comment  

“Then after I water boarded the son of a bitch, I choked the bastard”

May 22nd, 2009 at 10:39 am
Ron
 38Reply to this comment  

“So anyway Bill Clinton was at my place the other night and he was showing me some of Monica’s magic moves you know and he said that Monica used to grab his you know…thing…like this…….. and well, here let me just show you”

May 22nd, 2009 at 12:32 pm
philly_nj
 39Reply to this comment  

@Chandler:
“Then after I water boarded the son of a bitch, I choked the bastard”

…and that was just George Bush…then I grabbed Dick Chaney like this and ……

Sorry Chandler couldn’t resist :)
.

May 22nd, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Tony
 40Reply to this comment  

Dick Cheney’s manhood is so big, I had to hold it like this!

May 22nd, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Jerry
 41Reply to this comment  

“I grabbed Cheney like this and I said ‘Do me now or I’ll waterboard ya!’”

May 22nd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Jerry
 42Reply to this comment  

“I’m telling you if Obama was REALLY a black man, he would be more like THIS !! At least that has been my experience,…..I mean, that’s what I’ve heard”

May 22nd, 2009 at 3:00 pm
desertdweller
 43Reply to this comment  

“If I get my hands on Leon Panetta, I’ll throttle him!”

May 22nd, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Palmetto Mike
 44Reply to this comment  

Leon Panetta once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

May 22nd, 2009 at 4:15 pm
GaffaUK
 45Reply to this comment  

Apologies to Nancy Sinatra…

“You keep saying you’ve got something for me.
something you call a briefing, but confess.
You’ve been messin’ where you shouldn’t have been a messin’
and now I can’t remember – is this a memory test?

These claws are made for scratching, and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these claws are gonna scratch all over you.

I keep lying, when I oughta be truthin’
and I keep losin’ when I oughta not bet.
You keep samin’ when you oughta be changin’.
Now what’s right is right, but I ain’t been right yet.

These claws are made for scratching, and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these claws are gonna scratch all over you.

You keep playin’ where you shouldn’t be playin
and I keep thinkin’ that I´ll never get caught
Ha!
I just found me a brand new bucket of water yeah
and what I know I ain’t HAD time to recall.

These claws are made for scratching, and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these claws are gonna scratch all over you.

Are you ready claws? Start scratchin’”

May 22nd, 2009 at 9:36 pm
James Raider
 46Reply to this comment  

“How to get a camel going? No, fool, this is how your scrawny neck gets snapped if I YOU don’t get Leon either on-side or recanting.”

May 23rd, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Jerry
 47Reply to this comment  

“I told General Petraus and Colonel Sander’s ‘We were not,…..I repeat,…WE..NOT,…chokin the chickens!’”

May 23rd, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Prairie
 48Reply to this comment  

A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

May 24th, 2009 at 3:28 am
Waxbruce
 49Reply to this comment  

The CIA held me by the throat like this and made me swallow!

May 24th, 2009 at 5:10 am
J.N. Sterneker
 50Reply to this comment  

Grrrrrrrrrr!

May 24th, 2009 at 5:14 am
Sid
 51Reply to this comment  

“My precious, I must have my precious…ooops the cameras are rolling, what did I say?, Crap! Uh, the CIA under orders from Bush were putting words in my mouth…that was not me you just heard…it was Cheney, yes that’s it…it was Cheney”~

May 24th, 2009 at 6:13 am
blogforce one
 52Reply to this comment  

“Darth Cheney, I vant to drringk yourr blood! I need power! more power!!!”

May 24th, 2009 at 6:38 am
blogforce one
 53Reply to this comment  

” Panetta, you talking to ME???”

May 24th, 2009 at 6:40 am
Lightbringer
 54Reply to this comment  

“Panetta, you cursed brat! I’m melting… Melltinnngg!! Oh my world, my world! Who would have thought a Democrat hack like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness…?”

May 24th, 2009 at 7:33 am
desertdweller
 55Reply to this comment  

“Forget waterboarding! I could make Khalid Sheik Muhammed talk by wrapping my scrawny chicken-bone fingers around his neck until . . . never mind.”

May 24th, 2009 at 8:15 am
Bob S.
 56Reply to this comment  

“These things need to be handled dellllllicately”

May 24th, 2009 at 8:31 am
Bob S.
 57Reply to this comment  

O, crap! Lightbringer had already used the Wizard of Oz angle…..and it was a far better one than mine. Gotta go with yours!

May 24th, 2009 at 8:34 am
Terry
 58Reply to this comment  

“No, no you can’t get away. From hell’s heart I stab at thee…for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.” Apologies to Khan Noonien Singh

May 24th, 2009 at 9:55 am
jainphx
 59Reply to this comment  

I said I’m not going to answer any more questions on that, go ahead ask one more and I’ll scratch your eyes out.

May 24th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Chris.
 60Reply to this comment  

No, what the CIA told me was that waterboarding gave the bad guys breast out to here! I only wanted them to have what I never got.

May 24th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Elektra
 61Reply to this comment  

Pelosi went into great detail on Sunday in describing what human CO2 emissions do to the atmosphere of our planet. When asked about her own hot air, she was quoted as saying, “I do not..I repeat..do NOT breathe!”

May 24th, 2009 at 10:58 am
yonason
 62Reply to this comment  

George Bush?! GEORGE BUSH??!! Sloooooooly, I turned, ….step by step, …inch by inch, ….

alternate, from a variation on that routine …
“My brother’s insane, but I’m all right. He told me so.”

May 24th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
desertdweller
 63Reply to this comment  

“Curt at Flopping Aces is mocking me as part a 5 Million Visit Contest? I never visited that site. Last time I entered a caption contest I LOST!”

May 24th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
desertdweller
 64Reply to this comment  

Those Republicans want to tax BOTOX injections?

May 24th, 2009 at 5:45 pm