Flopping Aces “Ranger Up” T-Shirt Contest – Final Polls

• Biden:”Damn gaurds put pepper spray on the toilet paper.” (14%, 27 Votes)
• "Hey Joe, do your monkey dance and let’s see if we can win one of them FLOPPING ACES t-shirts” (14%, 26 Votes)
• I knew a man, Joe-jangles and he danced for me..In worn out shoes..Silver plugs, a ragged shirt and saggy cheeks..The old soft shoe..He jumped so high..Mr. Joe-jangles..Mr. Joe-jangles (12%, 22 Votes)
• They’re creepy and they’re kooky, Mysterious and spooky,They’re all together ooky, The O’Biden Family. (11%, 20 Votes)
• From the Totus: Please all assume Joe’s position over there. Bend over a little more, Joe. HERE COMES THE STIMULUS! (8%, 15 Votes)
• “Check this out, I taught him this: Sit, Joe-Joe sit! I also taught him to roll over, fetch, and unfortunately, speak.” (7%, 13 Votes)
• Biden “Master, a storms brewing!”...Obama “Excelent, time for a new creation, We will call it Porkenstein!”...MUwhahhahahahahahah! (5%, 10 Votes)
• And now, while we are waiting for the teleprompter to be set up, my back up singer will dance for you. (5%, 10 Votes)
• Damn it Joe stop making fun of how i walk. (5%, 9 Votes)
• Mr. President, is it time to bow yet? (5%, 9 Votes)
• Obama: Quick! the automated vice president’s batteries are running down. (4%, 7 Votes)
• “Hey Barry, anything you need done that’s “above your paygrade”….?” (3%, 6 Votes)
• Ok Barry, I’ll show you one more time how to bow. (3%, 6 Votes)
• “Confused about the whole concept of “coat tails”, Joe Biden manages to ride Obama’s left jacket sleeve to power.” (3%, 6 Votes)
• I told you Jimmy, there’s rules you’ve gotta follow: keep him out of the light, keep him away from water. The most important rule....never, never feed him after midnight. (1%, 4 Votes)

Total Voters: 190