3 Million Visitor Contest – Update: Submissions Period Over

which will strike first, the ferret or the cobra

Having made the mistake of looking into the Messiah’s eyes, Hillary was powerless to resist. “We are all united,” she said.

Hey, Hill, guess what your husband’s doing right now!

Let me be clear, you’d *better* blame my flatulence on Bush. Ya hear me?

PUMA? I see nothing, I know nothing, I hear nothing.

Seriously.

MataHarley,

No problem… I mean, it totally looks like a “silent but deadly” moment to me as well.

L8ters

Marcus

Guess I showed _you_ who’s who, Whitey…!

If you don’t quit poking my back, I’ll have my buddy Bill Ayers come visit you!

A very rare photo of both of them with their mouths shut. A sight once thought to have never happened, let alone captured on film. Its authenticity has been questioned by both campaigns. The controversy was not reported by the mainstream media. This photo is from the National Enquirer.

O.k., I can’t resist. I have to change it to…

“Hillary hums quietly to herself, as BHO begins to suspect that the convention is rigged; that the plan has always been for him to lose at the last minute, and that everyone knows but himself.”

Got to hand it to FitFit (#22 below) – I may not agree with him politically, but he’s got a sense of humor!

I hope you’re happy, I come home and Michelle’s dress is stained and I’m missing three of my best cigars…

I agree, Yon. Fit… ya came up with a great one!

So far, I like Former Skeptic and FitFit’s entries.

My first impression was a mesmerizing moment but can’t quite conjure up (pun intended) a punch line as good as Skeptic’s.

Well done.

“Ha! The Royal Blood of Kenya/Hawaii/Havard/Chicago is impervious to your Hillbilly Stinkeye!”

Psst, Senator Clinton. In order to win a staring contest, you actually have to stare at the other person.

HRC: Dead … Meat …
(pause)
BHO: Typical White Woman.
(pause)
HRC: Dead … Meat …
(pause)
BHO: You have no idea what you’re up against.
(long pause)
HRC: Dead … Meat …

“This sad excuse for a unified party ain’t big enough for the two of us,” said Obama’s ego.

Yes Barack, that is my Weiner…and no, I’m not happy to see you.

(Left to right: N.Y. Senator Hillary Clinton, N.Y. Congressman Anthony Weiner, IL Senator Barack Obama)

Obama to Hillary:

“You KNEW your superdelegates were going to hi-jack enough of mine to nominate You instead, Didn’t You …..”

(If Only….)

HRC: I can see it now…Vince Foster in the park with the gun…..I mean, Obama on the trail with the bus! What ?!? No more room under the bus?

ANOTHER Goddamn Hillary inflatable! Get me that !$@%#^ Panetta on the phone.

Hey barak, bill had monica, and you’ve got clare mcaskil. Oops, did I say that out loud?

“Moi? Undermine you at the roll call?”

“Good God you can see right through her”

“Hill-ry! Did I hear you whisper John McCain is more experienced than I?!!”

January 28, 2008: As Presidident Bush presents his final State Of The Union address to Congress, both side of the aisle rose with applause and cheers on one occasion, “When we met last year, our troop levels in Iraq were on the rise. Today, because of the progress just described, we are implementing a policy of “return on success,” and the surge forces we sent to Iraq are beginning to come home.” Only one senator was surprised to hear that troops were being withdrawn, and only one senator was visibly upset that his paty’s crutch issue was being taken away in the midst of the primary season.

—gotta say, my first instinct was the same as post #1. She farted. Pure and simple. Second, well, it HAS to be the, ‘cough-loser’ ‘cough’ ‘cough’

Those were great

3,000,000….wow Setting off the Ron Paul nuts really does have its advantages!!!!! Congrats to the FA writers, to Curt, and to readers and lurkers who (whether they realize it or not, agree or not) are a bigger part of this discussion forum than realized.

Good people=great things

Now, ON TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!

Hillary: Barack, I told you to kiss your Uncle Bill, now go do it.

Barack: I’m not going to do it! (stoops left foot)

OBAMA: “I don’t need to have any experience to be President”
HILLARY: “You don’t need to have any experience to be President”

OBAMA: “This isn’t the office you’re running for”
HILLARY: “This isn’t the office I’m running for”

OBAMA: “I am the one we’ve been waiting for”
HILLARY: “You are the one we’ve been waiting for”

OBAMA: “You can go about your business”
HILLARY: “I think I’ll go about my business”

OBAMA: “Move on”
HILLARY: “I should just ‘move on’”

Whaaat?? I didn’t flick your ear!!

“Et tu, Brutusette?”

What? I told Bill not to sit with the Pumas!

vote: #56 mr pupu pants!!

mine: O!bama, freezes his opponent with one shot of his fearsome ‘icy sardonic glance’ for daring to question his readiness to become the supreme leader of The Great Satan States. Will she be able to break free? Is this the Hillary that O!bama once knew? Or will she become yet another O!bamanation as so many before her have done? Stay tuned . . .

Well, you’re the one who said it – “Iran’s a teeny-weeny country.”

Quit sticking your finger in my butt…

Yes oh Great One I will listen….

“You smelt it, you dealt it!”

What spit wad?

Congressman Weiner to Senator Clinton: if you pretend he’s not there, maybe he’ll just go away.

God Damn it Hillary! Bill never even called me after our evening together and the number he gave me is for the GOP Headquarters.

But the pillow talk was great.

Hey Hillary, You could have been my VP if only you knew how to work with weiner!

I didn’t think you cared for me in THAT way!

So, Hillary, did you enjoy the little jaunt to Stepford I arranged for you?