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Democrat Math Just Doesn’t Add Up!

Posted by: Mike's America @ 8:33 pm in Politics  | 0 views

With both Hillary and Obama promising billions in freebies, who’s going to pay after they kill the Goose that lays the Golden Eggs?

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten is $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.” Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings) .
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got a dollar out of the $20,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,” but he got $10!” “Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!” “That’s true!!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!” “Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison. “We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!” The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill! And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

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Mike
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February 23rd, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Scott
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Mike, great post. Can’t wait till we can get together for a few beers sometime! I’m interested to see a leftist response to this.

February 24th, 2008 at 5:13 am
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Thanks Jen. I had heard that, but didn’t have a source. Anyway, the text itself passes the common sense test.

Scott: When we get together which of us will pay?

February 24th, 2008 at 7:10 am
halfacarafe
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Jen’s link on the refute has so many holes it would take a book to cover all of them. But just food for thought: I’m pretty sure #1 is a gang banger living off his baby mama, #2 is and illegal which is why 6, 7, and 8 can’t get a decent wage. #3 is a college kid who spent 5 years to get a degree in womyns studies and now works at starbucks and #4 is a guy who injured himself slightly on his 3rd day of work doing something stupid and now makes 80% of his wages on disability and continues to work that angle even though he could train for other things or do different jobs. #10 is either Al Gore or the Kennedys.

Mortgage lenders don’t stay in business long if their goal is to get people to default. The brokers don’t buy there loans.

No mention of the government passing a minimum wage increase to throw # 5 and 6 into higher tax bracket since #10 took his trophy wife (or carbon credit scheme) and loot to Fiji and doesn’t pay taxes.

No mention of local government soaking the rich by raising property taxes and gas taxes since they need to continue to give goodies to #1 through 4 to have them continue to vote Democrat.

No mention of how #2’s many uninsured car crashes has increased the other’s rates.

No mention of how #1’s many babies were covered by the schip program and now your health insurance premium is going through the roof.

No mention of #3’s parents who had to refinance their house to put the lad through the liberal college and now have to bail him out of jail in Berkeley because he threw a rock into the USMC recruiting station.

These are just a few of the holes. The basic premise of the whole thing is still correct. If you think you can make the rich pay unbelievable taxes, they will take their ball and go home to save for another day when the promise of profit is better. It is not for love of mankind that the Kansas beef farmer provides the NY strip steak to the consumer in Manhattan, but his self centered interest of profit.

February 24th, 2008 at 7:37 am
John Ryan
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The last time our country paid its bills on time and with cash was back when Clinton was President.
Since then it has just gone on our national credit card. Our current economic policy is to print more money and spend our way out of debt.

February 24th, 2008 at 8:12 am
crosspatch
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“The last time our country paid its bills on time and with cash was back when Clinton was President.”

That really isn’t true. We had a balanced budget for a couple of years due to the economy and tax structure that Reagan/Bush handed him but it was mostly accounting smoke and mirrors because the money Social Security was lending the govt wasn’t being counted as a deficit. Take away the money Social Security was lending to the treasury and we would have still be running a deficit. And I noticed no great rush to call bonds in order to use that surplus to reduce interest on the debt either. What we SHOULD have done with that surplus is to retire debt by calling in bonds.

February 24th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Curt
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Adding halfacarafe’s comment to the tax example would add even more meat to this great post Mike…..

February 24th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Igor R.
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Actually, John Ryan had a useful comment that captures the logic of electing the Democrats. “Geoerge Bush spent with abandon, so we have to try something new. What’s new is Obama and Hillary. Yes, they promise to spend a lot more than even Bush, but we don’t care. Bush has discredited the Republican Party and we have to try something new, so there.” The University of the United States is now teaching a class called “Logic for Dummies”. When the bill comes due, it will not be only the rich who will pay it.

February 24th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Philadelphia Steve
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How does this compare to the Conservative policy of just putting it all on the credit card and handing it to our children?

February 26th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
ChrisG
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Steve,

The CONSERVATIVE policy is cut government, taxes, and pay all the bills. The Repulican “reach across the isle” policy of President Bush has been “cut taxes” (which increase revenue and grow the economy) but allow every leftist domestic policy to go through and break the piggy pank.

Conservatism is not the current Republican party. The RNC seems to just be the DNC in slow motion.

Leftist policy is tax, tax, confiscate, tax and wonder why all the producers and “rich” have gone away.

February 27th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Philadelphia Steve
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Re: “The CONSERVATIVE policy is cut government, taxes, and pay all the bills”

Name the last (Conservative) Republican President who has done that.

Re: “Leftist policy is tax, tax, confiscate, tax and wonder why all the producers and “rich” have gone away.”

And Rightest policy is borrow, borrow, borrow, borrow and wonder why all the future generations are paying taxes to pay back the Chinese Central Bank.

March 4th, 2008 at 9:54 am
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“Name the last (Conservative) Republican President who has done that.”

Out of the very mouths of Democrat scaremongers the answer would be BUSH!

Name me one Democrat who proposes doing MORE in this dept?

March 4th, 2008 at 11:57 am

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