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2 Million Contest – Polls Closed!

Posted by: Curt @ 3:01 pm in Blogging  | 0 views

Polls are closed and Number 3 won the day.

2nd Amendment Essay Contest

  • Essay #6 (47%, 17 Votes)
  • Essay #3 (25%, 9 Votes)
  • Essay #2 (14%, 5 Votes)
  • Essay #1 (6%, 2 Votes)
  • Essay #5 (6%, 2 Votes)
  • Essay #4 (2%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 36

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Congrats to Smarty who came up with a simple caption, but which pretty much told it like it is:


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“bitch”

He gets his choice of any 3 items from the Flopping Aces store.

The runner ups were Mike’s:

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Obama to Hillary: “Girl, who does your nails? I can’t get mine to look like that and I went to same gal John Edwards uses.”

And Scott’s came in 3rd:

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Sen Clinton said, “This much of your earnings belongs to you,” then she opened her arms wide and in a moment of honesty admitted, “…and this much of your earnings belongs to the village.”

Thanks to all who joined in on the little celebration of Flopping Aces reaching the 2 million hit milestone….until next time at 3 million.

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29 comments so far

Mike's America
 1Reply to this comment  

I have it on good authority that the author of Caption #3 is a McCAIN SUPPORTER!!!!

Vote for #1! Don’t let a fellow Reaganite get beat by some moderate/lib type!

February 14th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Scott
 2Reply to this comment  

Noooooo, go #2! Daddy wants a Flopping Aces Stein!!!!!!!

February 14th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Mike's America
 3Reply to this comment  

Now that the cat is out of the bag, author #2 admits to VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS, including BILL CLINTON!

February 14th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Curt
 4Reply to this comment  

I still think you guys are fighting for the speedo

February 14th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Mike's America
 5Reply to this comment  

I want to know who these people are that are voting for #3! I want NAMES!

February 14th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
ChrisG
 6Reply to this comment  

Not the speedo… I just ate!

February 14th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
dcat
 7Reply to this comment  

I voted and how apropos to be 69 on a day like today :D

Just for you Mike ;) oh and our country of course!

I hope you had a great val. day too :)

February 14th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Kimberly
 8Reply to this comment  

I did! It was really funny.

Was I not supposed to vote for #3? I know Republicans are being told how to vote this year and all but I thought I could make up my own mind in a caption contest.

February 15th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Smarty
 9Reply to this comment  

SO what do I win? I only voted for myself twice.

February 15th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Curt
 10Reply to this comment  

The winner, and your caption appears to be winning, gets any three items from the Flopping Aces store.

February 15th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Mike's America
 11Reply to this comment  

This thing is RIGGED!

February 15th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Curt
 12Reply to this comment  

February 15th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Scott
 13Reply to this comment  

Better the speedo than the thong

February 16th, 2008 at 5:22 am
DD2
 14Reply to this comment  

Number ONE is the best…..by far

February 16th, 2008 at 5:41 am
Mike's America
 15Reply to this comment  

THANK YOU DD2, aka Debonair Dude! Clearly a man of refinement and intelligence as demonstrated by your choice of the more origninal, and FUNNY caption.

Your blog confirms you are a person of exceptional character as well:

http://ourworldasweseeit.blogspot.com/

February 16th, 2008 at 8:06 am
MariesTwoCents
 16Reply to this comment  

Oh Please! Number 1 beat the crap out of the rest!

“Bitch” isnt original.

Kimberly I was’nt aware Republicans are being told how to vote! That’s news to me.

We are stuck with who we have and if you dont want to wake up to President Obama, I sure would choose the lesser of 3 evils :-) But it’s your choice heh

I still think the participants in this contest have to pose for a picture in a speedo :-)

February 16th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Smarty
 17Reply to this comment  

Look in Obama’s eyes. Look at his face. If that isn’t the face that every man in America gets when he is thinking “Bitch”, then I will eat my hat. My Flopping Aces hat, that I will be winning, cause #1 sux.

Ha-Ha.

February 16th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Smarty
 18Reply to this comment  

I am 6′1.5″, and about 260lb.

If you want to see me in a speedo, you are a sick, sick person.

I need to see if there is a “Flopping Aces” speedo, although that would make me prefer it if the site was called “Rock Hard Aces”, or “No, that isn’t a potato, Ace”.

February 16th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Mike's America
 19Reply to this comment  

Sorry Smarty…But the winner must wear either a speedo or a thong and pose for photos to be posted here.

Didn’t Wordsmith, aka, The Rigger, inform you of the rules?

February 16th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
MariesTwoCents
 20Reply to this comment  

Yes those are the rules Smarty,

300 lbs or not you have to wear a speedo for the Flopping Aces Calendar

Which we all get to purchase.

If you cant find one that size, you dont win.

LMAO Mike, Word the Rigger yall are killing me.

February 16th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Mike's America
 21Reply to this comment  

Marie: Beware the wrath of “The Rigger.”

His nefarious power is nothing to trifle with. Even Flopping Aces regulars are clueless to his sinister powers. But what we do know is shocking. Here’s a sample:

Above, The Rigger is hard at work brainwashing the minions at a secret Los Angeles nightclub that is his lair. Note the microphone in one hand as he sends instructions to the masses and the laptop in front of him as he monitors his worldwide empire.

Here the photographer nearly caught “The Rigger” in an unguarded moment, but he quickly flung his cape around him and hissed “Watch out or I’ll sic McCain on you.”


Finally, just one of the many examples of the ruthless power “The Rigger” has at his disposal. Shock troops around the country stand ready to do his bidding.

No wonder all these McCain-bots are voting for caption #3. They fear the wrath of “The Rigger” should they not obey his commands.

February 17th, 2008 at 8:13 am
MariesTwoCents
 22Reply to this comment  

LMAO!

You are too much!

You should win an award for Captioning/Cartooning this comic book like theme Mike :-)

This is too funny.

February 17th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Scott
 23Reply to this comment  

3rd?! WTH!? Oh man, that is it! I am soooooooooo gonna bait Philly Steve and the Paulbots now. We’re headin’ for 3mil asap! I want a rematch!

(hehehehe)

Seriously, Congrats Smarty! Some pics are worth a thousand words, but sometimes a single word is worth a 1 million realities. Well done mon ami!

February 17th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Mike's America
 24Reply to this comment  

The whole thing was RIGGED!

February 17th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Scott
 25Reply to this comment  

hehehehehe, Mike rails because I voted for Bill twice and often for Dems for Congress….
…then he plays the Dem card that the voting was flawed, rigged, etc.

Sorry brotherman, but the Flopping Aces Diebold machine has spoken. Hang em high doesn’t mean let the chads dangle. Don’t even bother demanding a recount.

[hmmm, Mike really seems to want that speedo]
:D

February 18th, 2008 at 3:55 am
ChrisG
 26Reply to this comment  

Mike just wanted the Speedo…..

February 18th, 2008 at 7:23 am

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