It took Flopping Aces two years and five months to reach its one millionth visitor. Now less then 10 months later we are about to hit the two million mark. Not too shabby. Just like last time we are doing a caption contest. The last winner just so happened to be the east coast babe, Skye. Here she is with Larry Bailey from GOE wearing her winnings:
Winner gets three items from the Flopping Aces store, which includes stuff with the new Wild Wild West theme. So put your captions into the comments and the winner will be chosen by the readers.
So here is your mission:
Number 1
UPDATE
I’ve added two more to the contest. Put up your best caption for these two…will narrow down the best ones later:
Number 2
Number 3
UPDATE 02-03-08
2 millionth served at 1802hrs by a reader in Buffalo, New York checking out our the Saddam – Regime of Terror, Part II post. Sitemeter has the time at 1803:25hrs….
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Obama to Hillary: “Girl, who does your nails? I can’t get mine to look like that and I went to same gal John Edwards uses.”
Obama to Hillary: “No, you should be MY VP”
“Ya keep that up big boy and I’m agona give ya a big kiss.”
One of the highlights of the CNN debate was when Senator Hillary Clinton showed the audience her Kim Il Jong impression.
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“Now, don’t you worry you’re…um….pretty little head about that none….ain’t nothin’ a man can’t handle” “Those big ol’ numbers and such’ll just give you a headache”
Barack: “Don’t you see. I just been funning with you.
Hillary: “Oh, Barack. I didn’t know you felt that way.
Since Skye looks so good in FA gear, I’m ready to concede the contest to her. 🙂
Look I know you just passed gas but I won;t tell any one. I’ll just smile and ignore that horrendous stench.
Hillary: “This one time-at band camp….”
#3:
“I’m so embarrassed! Hers really is bigger.”
Congrats your success is well deserved! 2 million more!
#1 My tan trumps your
masculinityfemininity#2 You want American Idol, I got your American Idol right here
#3 Soon, very soon I will send you back to the land of Oz
#2 Hillary: You think my ass is big now, you should have seen it before the diet>
Men sitting behind here thinking I like big butts and I cannot lie.”
#3 Hillary hisses through her teeth: “You keep this up Barack and you’ll end up in Fort Marcy Park.”
#2. Daddy I walk a Million miles for one your smiles. Wait a minute wheres my Black face make up.
#3. Stay 20 feet behind me Barak, like a good boy.
#2 – Hillary: “And, when I saw it, it was this big.”
#3 – Barack (thinking to himself): “I can’t believe I was flirting with her and touching her hand during the debate.”
picture 1: “Haha, that’s really funny! Now, seriously, who would be your First Lady?”
“Or the backup? Inquiring “change” zombied minds want to know.”
My, my…I’m gonna sit back and see who wins this contest.
Congratulations, Curt & Posse, this milestone is well deserved. I am so proud of all your hard work and dedication to this blog.
Thanks Skye, but I’m counting on you to put up some great captions of your own….
Working on a vlog….
🙂
These are all related:
1) Hey baby, mine IS bigger…
2)O.M.G. It was THIS big.
3)Lincoln bedroom? Hey, I’ve got a limo ’round back…..
Hillary thinking ‘he won’t need an intern named Monica as long as I’m around’.
1. Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton compete for the Tallest Tale Award at the MSN news conference. The winner’s tale will be reported as fact by MSN.
2. “If I’m elected, your entitlements will be THIS big.”
3. Bruce Wayne meets the Joker.
#1 – No Hill, you can’t be America’s 2d Black President. I and going to be America’s 2d Black President.
#2 – Hey! Hey! Look Over Here!- I have TWO Black men with me here! That is way more oppression than just one black guy!
#3 – I like big BUTTS and I can not Lie; You other brothers can’t deny; Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
# 1 “keep the change you filthy animal”
#2 “I once caught a fish, this big”
#3 “she’d get it”
#1. Please stop grabbing my crotch
#2 Those white girls sho are funny when you goose ’em
#3 Dam, I wish she’d show a little cleavage
#1 Last night at the CNN Democratic Party debate, Senator Hillary Clinton was asked how she could control her husband to which she responded, “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
#2 Sen Clinton pinched her fingers together and said, “This much of your earnings belongs to you,” then she opened her arms wide and in a moment of honesty admitted, “…and this much of your earnings belongs to the village.”
#3 “I must break you”-Barack Obama after the CNN Democratic Debate
1: “Now, now, dear, you know I am the rightful chosen one.”
2: “Brothers, I am here to save you and the world!”
3: “She can smile without that cackle.”
1: “Silly girl, shouldn’t you be baking cookies?”
2: “WTF is Bill doing here???”
3: “bitch”
Congrats on all the readers. I know each left better informed than when s/he arrived. Here are my submissions:
1. Oh, that’s so cool! She really is made of ice!
2. With a little more practice, I’ll look just like that Munch painting, “The Scream” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scream)
3. Yes, little lady. Just keep smiling. I’ll get you in the end.