Comments on: Off To Vegas http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/ Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:04:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: heyjustathought http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7488 heyjustathought Wed, 24 Oct 2007 20:54:45 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7488 "Woooooo... Look at me, Bill gave me a pearl necklace instead of a brooch to wear with MY blue dress" sorry, couldn't resist.... sorry for that sick mental image. Happy belated birthday Curt, and thank you and the guys that contribute, for such a wonderful site. “Woooooo… Look at me, Bill gave me a pearl necklace instead of a brooch to wear with MY blue dress”

sorry, couldn’t resist…. sorry for that sick mental image.

Happy belated birthday Curt, and thank you and the guys that contribute, for such a wonderful site.

]]> By: Rovin http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7487 Rovin Sat, 20 Oct 2007 18:12:10 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7487 "Ooh! I just lost a rivet from my cast-iron panties!" Posted by: ~ Vortex ~ at October 19, 2007 10:36 AM ok.....I'm stealing a portion of Vortex's qoute to expand on it. Hillary: "When I am elected President, one of my first acts will be to provide chasity belts to every women working at the White House at the taxpayers expense" "This will be called the "Preventative Sexual Harrassment Act" also known as the KPIP (keep penis in pants) Act." Hillary also added that this act would save the government billions in potential/probable lawsuits. Historians will later record that this is what got Clinton "over the hump" in her quest to win the primary. “Ooh! I just lost a rivet from my cast-iron panties!”

Posted by: ~ Vortex ~ at October 19, 2007 10:36 AM

ok…..I’m stealing a portion of Vortex’s qoute to expand on it.

Hillary: “When I am elected President, one of my first acts will be to provide chasity belts to every women working at the White House at the taxpayers expense”

“This will be called the “Preventative Sexual Harrassment Act” also known as the KPIP (keep penis in pants) Act.”

Hillary also added that this act would save the government billions in potential/probable lawsuits. Historians will later record that this is what got Clinton “over the hump” in her quest to win the primary.

]]> By: David http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7486 David Sat, 20 Oct 2007 18:05:32 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7486 New caption: Hillary talking about her visit to Area 51. <i>"I said, 'Oooo... my own tinfoil hat!'when the little gray alien gave me his."</i> New caption: Hillary talking about her visit to Area 51.

“I said, ‘Oooo… my own tinfoil hat!’when the little gray alien gave me his.”

]]> By: SlimGuy http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7485 SlimGuy Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:39:49 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7485 Happy B Day Curt you and the lady enjoy. Caption Hillary contemplates a recall on Chinese marital aids when her unit shorts out and kicks into Bruce Lee high speed kick ass mode. Happy B Day Curt you and the lady enjoy.

Caption

Hillary contemplates a recall on Chinese marital aids when her unit shorts out and kicks into Bruce Lee high speed kick ass mode.

]]> By: wilyone41 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7484 wilyone41 Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:38:45 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7484 Or..."It looks like you caught me red handed!" ...or, is that Rosy palmed??? Where's Bill? Or…”It looks like you caught me red handed!” …or, is that Rosy palmed??? Where’s Bill?

]]> By: wilyone41 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7483 wilyone41 Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:36:16 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7483 Somebody tell Rush I want my cut off of that letter on Ebay...I signed it, I want it!!! Somebody tell Rush I want my cut off of that letter on Ebay…I signed it, I want it!!!

]]> By: Americaneocon http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7482 Americaneocon Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:31:22 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7482 40! Wow, have a great one! 40! Wow, have a great one!

]]> By: David http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7481 David Fri, 19 Oct 2007 22:45:03 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7481 Curt: Forgot to add, according to some guidelines, you are now considered a senior citizen. I don't know if that qualifies you for a senior discount, but it doesn't hurt to ask. Curt: Forgot to add, according to some guidelines, you are now considered a senior citizen. I don’t know if that qualifies you for a senior discount, but it doesn’t hurt to ask.

]]> By: David http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7480 David Fri, 19 Oct 2007 22:41:43 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7480 Caption: <i>Then, I said, "What Chinese money? What tapped cellphone calls?"</i> Curt: Have a good time at the tables. Caption: Then, I said, “What Chinese money? What tapped cellphone calls?”

Curt: Have a good time at the tables.

]]> By: Jeffrey Nihart http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7479 Jeffrey Nihart Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:21:34 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7479 Give me your money because I don't seem to have a life. Give me your money because I don’t seem to have a life.

]]> By: ~ Vortex ~ http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7478 ~ Vortex ~ Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:42:04 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7478 "You really should try riding a broom. The wind goes 'whoooosh' like the sound of millions of entitlement dollars flushing..." “You really should try riding a broom. The wind goes ‘whoooosh’ like the sound of millions of entitlement dollars flushing…”

]]> By: ~ Vortex ~ http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7477 ~ Vortex ~ Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:36:44 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7477 "Ooh! I just lost a rivet from my cast-iron panties!" “Ooh! I just lost a rivet from my cast-iron panties!”

]]> By: ~ Vortex ~ http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7476 ~ Vortex ~ Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:21:37 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7476 "Where'd everyone go? All I said was, 'Here's how you'll be paying for all my great ideas...'" “Where’d everyone go? All I said was, ‘Here’s how you’ll be paying for all my great ideas…’”

]]> By: ~ Vortex ~ http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7475 ~ Vortex ~ Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:19:47 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7475 "...and then the Mama Bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my bed ...with Papa Bear?'" “…and then the Mama Bear said, ‘Who’s been sleeping in my bed …with Papa Bear?’”

]]> By: scrapiron http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7474 scrapiron Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:29:21 +0000 http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/10/23/off-to-vegas/#comment-7474 Las Vegas, home of the Dirty Harry Reid criminal gangs (Mafia). NJ, home of the plain old Mafia all the time. Try a trip on the Mississippi riverboats. Las Vegas, home of the Dirty Harry Reid criminal gangs (Mafia). NJ, home of the plain old Mafia all the time. Try a trip on the Mississippi riverboats.

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