Good Reasons to be a Democrat.

By Robert Farrow

Anyone born in a blue state knows that lemmings and humans have a lot in common. To my embarrassment I was born in a Democratic family in a Democratic state and I could repeat back as any good parrot the content of any liberal news broadcast. The motto of many of us seemed to the same as many in the party. Democrat: No independent thought required. After my conversion to Republican, by using a technique called reading and researching, I wondered why more people did not think similarly. Often, I have asked liberals and Democrats if they ever have done any independent research, besides listening to Air America, which apparently few people ever do, and they give me a strange look that seems to say research? why the media already did that for me! It appears to be easier to have other people think for you in today’s America. Thus, I began to think anyone that was not Republican was either uneducated, (as in believing the MSM and nothing else…) or has values so radical many would find them immoral. But in truth, there are lots of good reasons to be Democrat.

Say, for example, you are a criminal. Then it would make a lot of sense to be a Democrat. For one, thanks to your Democratic allies, you would be the only person carrying a gun, despite the fact that A) it’s a constitutional right, and B) estimates on the short end by gun control groups suggest that guns stop an estimated hundred thousand to a million crimes a year. The fact that D.C. makes it illegal to carry guns and is one of the most dangerous city on earth seem to be two completely unrelated facts, if you like to smoke crack like the ex-mayor did. The criminal is also substantially less likely to get a severe prison sentence from a Democrat, let alone the death penalty. By the way: Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Gore: 13.2 and Bush: 2.1. But don’t worry, The Democrats are worried about the rights of murderers and rapists to vote, so you can vote your Democratic buddies back in and keep on shooting. Liberals seem more likely to point guns at little boys trying to escape communism in Miami then drug dealers and murderers.

It makes sense for terrorists and radical muslims to vote Democrat. Why, you can bomb all day without worries of reprisal, unless of course the Democrat gets caught committing adultery and needs a distraction. In fact, the Democrat will be too worried about international law to even accept an offer from another country to deliver their enemy to them. But don’t worry, even those who marched against our country in times of war and committed treason can learn to salute and look presidential, for the media will never point out their hypocrisy and will talk about their great leadership skills. Appeasement does not seem to be a vice in today’s Democratic party, but rather a bullet point on their resume. There is in fact an alliance between many liberals and radical muslims, ( read David Horowitz, Unholy Alliance) which makes as much sense as an alliance between Hitler and the jews, as radical muslims will tolerate progressives just long enough to kill the conservatives until they turn on their perpetually shocked ally.(I can’t believe the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan, they seemed like such nice people.)

And speaking of jewish-americans, why are you Democrat? There is no bigger supporter of Israel then the Conservatives. And your beloved party is embracing many of those who wish to kill you, or drive Israel into the sea, which is about the same thing. If you are African-American, I wonder why you vote Democratic. Who was the pro-slavery party? the Democrats, who was the anti slavery party? the Republicans. The first black senator was a Republican. Who voted in greater numbers for the civil rights legislation on the 60’s, the Republicans. Who ordered southern schools desegregated with troops, a Republican president. Who has more blacks appointed in positions of power, the Republicans. The difference is Republicans do not believe in reverse discrimination, or as a liberal calls it, affirmative action, and believes in Mr. King’s color-blind society. (and how does reverse racism lead to a color-blind society?) And a Republican want a strong economy so you can get a good job and own a home and not rely on a dependency culture that hurts your family. ( It is not by accident that more landowners voted for Bush then Gore and Kerry.) Read my Economics of Distraction if you don’t think you are more likely to get a job with a republican then a democrat. Besides, the biggest examples of racism I have seen lately are Democrats talking about black republicans. Finally, what party has an ex-KKK member serving now? Not the Republicans. Strange you don’t hear that often.

If you want a strong military and you vote Democrat you need to wonder why around 70% of the military voted Republican. You also really need to read more, because if you think Democrats really foster a strong military, sorry, but you are living in fantasyland. Hope it’s nice there. Most people who attend Church regularly vote Republican, as they should. Usually killing babies doesn’t work to well with the concept of a divine almighty. Besides, the very anti-Christian ACLU is allied with many liberals who vote Democrat. And it is not by accident that many socialistic countries that liberal Democrats love are very agnostic and hostile to organized religion. The reason many Democrats are worried by the non-existent Separation of Church and State is because they too are hostile to organized religion, unless it is so liberal a denomination it is no better then a feel good group, Sorry, but if you are very religious and Democrat, you might be sleeping with the enemy.

If you are in a coma, or an unborn baby, what party do you think gives you better survivability odds? It was amusing to hear liberals on the Today show talk about the terrible case of the climber who died on Mount Everest after being ignored by other mountaineers. One of them hosts called the actions callous and inhumane. Then another compared the Everest case to her personal use of humane mouse traps and ended the conversation with this gem: “What’s the difference between that, really? It’s a life. You save a life if you see a life in danger.” It’s a shame the same value for life does not also exist for babies. I guess she likes mice more.

But I have gone off topic slightly, have I not? I am supposed to be talking about reasons to vote Democrat. And as I said, there are good reasons to vote that way. If you are for weaker crime fighting, a weaker defense, against the traditional values (funny how that became a bad word) that made this country great, against a nuclear family, vote Democrat. If you are against a strong economy so the poor can work and become the middle class and prefer socialism (that seems to work so well for the rest of the world,) vote Democrat. And if you do not wish this country to remain a great, strong country, well then it makes a lot of sense to vote for the modern Democratic Party.

What does it say when you have become the party of terrorists and criminals? Who do you think they would vote for if they could?